the real illmuzik lounge

T

The Bastard

Guest
what would the illmuzik lounge look life if it was real. i think itd be an amsterdam style ''cafe'' with mpcs
 

x-squizet

Roll Tide Roll
ill o.g.
Hell it will be smoked up with all the weed in it, people arguing and shit, records hangin on da wall, a studio in da back, computer just for fade and tricky for their porn, hostin alot of rap battles, and live beat battles, and open mike night, cleverwon will be the bouncer, rigor will be in the back with all the hoes on da strip poles.
 
C

Copenhagen

Guest
Wings will be signing his book "1001 music articles that I found on the web".
Deuce will be asking everybody for spare change.
StressWon will be trying to hide the stash of weed from everyone.
Everybody will try to get Afrique drunk before the Beat This comp's to prevent him from running with another title.
Pug and Fade will be in the very back, in the kitchen, trying to get get rid of banned members in true Jason style.
Producer Gyal will be hiding behind the bar after a couple of hours of our lame pick-up lines.
God, Vitaminman and Formant will be the 3 wise men sitting in the corner, with long beards, a half warm ale and a "No Disturbance" sign.
;)
 

Fade

The Beat Strangler
Administrator
illest o.g.
Mercurywaters would be in the bathroom, getting ready B-Rabbit style, moving his feet back and forth, looking at the mirror.

Cold Truth would be sitting at a table in the corner holding a beer, looking across the room at JayDub and Gram Green going "Look at these muthafuckaz".

Copenhagen would be DJ'ing and trying to hide a few ho's under the table.

Afrique would be trying to show everyone his guitar skills, chilling in the corner like "Yo check this one, an oldie but goodie".

Yes, ProducerGyal would be hiding, but then she would be looking for me to protect her.

Cleverwon and Stresswon would be the bouncers.

Wings would be smiling. Just walking around smiling.

Holmzini would be asking "where the strippers at?"

Berserk would be chilling going "I swear Fade, I'll have those pics by tomorrow".

Pug would be in the basement, covering the walls and floors with plastic sheets because of all the blood.

Classic would be signing autographs.

Bastard and Guevara would be fighting all night while wearing their teams hats.

And a bunch of young guy newbie members would be trying to get in, past Clever and Stress.
 

Producer_GyaL

IllMuzik First Lady
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 182
Fade said:
Yes, ProducerGyal would be hiding, but then she would be looking for me to protect her.

Wings would be smiling. Just walking around smiling.

Classic would be signing autographs.

you're Hot fade!!!! :)

But the question is, protect me from what ?? lol

Wings have so much a positive vibe everyone will be looking at him smiling, walking around smiling at him lol

Yeah go classic go classic !!!

It is funny to see how there's a lot of personnality that we can feel in our writting. :)
 

RigorMortis

Army Of Darkness
ill o.g.
Fade said:
Wings would be smiling. Just walking around smiling.

And a bunch of young guy newbie members would be trying to get in, past Clever and Stress.

Word!
Stress the ''Chronic'' Gatekeeper hehehe.
 

afriquedeluxe

ILLIEN
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 221
classic would be jammin on the grand piano like in them old jazz bars and tryin to educate peeps on music theory

fade would be looking for freddy and probably trying to clean his mask

guevara would be having some guava juice and putting suckers in they place if they try to mess

cleverwon would be doing some fight club shit, boxing the hell out of drunks lol

cold truth would be on his laptop posting on the illmuzik forums and asking questions like 'am i that bad'

madscientist would be formulating some new bass sounds that can move mountains lol



changalang would be sippin on chrystal instead of that jin from the corner shop (cuz u know we making real money these days)

producergyal would be still trying to convince people she produces hiphop beats

wings would trying to hand out articles on all sorts of things, from how to get signed to the history of graffiti
 

StressWon

www.stress1.com
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 68
Word,,,I sees it like this:

Fade will make everybody wear name tags. He'll go around and make sure nobody's fightin. (Until he comes to check on me and Clev at the door,,,hits some of the L and forgets where he is)

Truth will just be walkin around gettin into different conversations explainin just how much you favorite Producer and/or rapper sucks so much! (Until Truth comes over to hit the L, he then hears a Knaye West song come on and jumps out the window!)

Wings will give everybody a five minute pound and explain the Mystery of Life as We Know it. (Until Wings comes by to ask me why I havnt recorded anything for him recently and I divert with the L, which in turn makes Wings ask me to repeat back the "MYstery of Life as We Know it" because he forgot what it was,,,)

Me and Clev continue to guard then door and slap around the Banned Members,,,

On the wheels: DJ Excellence

Duece is chillin, bein it is a special Illmuzik occasion,,,he went back to try any drug that was offered to him,,,,he gets pretty fucked up,,,,I brought a lot of drugs! I help him to the couch where he sits laughin at everybody that walks by.

Merc is startin a freestyle session and I want to go leave the door so I can get down with him,,,because he is the only dude in the session.

KRZY K comes in and tells me Illmuzik is a business and keep the drugs out. lol. He confiscates our Herb to the back room, gigglin to himself rollin a Blunt, "Suckers".

Bererk is gettin, well, Beserk throwin dudes around into eachother

,,,,,,this is gettin crazy,,,,,,,TBC
 

tricky spinz

Dead Man Walkin
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 12
hahahahaha. funny ish.

guevara will be off at some table trying to converse with people but no one understands him because he speaks the same way he types, all his vowels will get swallowed up under his shouting.

stress is definitely baked by this point.


producer gyal is probably passed out since every guy in here has been buying her drinks in an attempt of getting her drunk enough to get naked.

fade is naked anyway and no one knows why

merc is in the alley behind the club freestylin with some bums back there.


classic is banging away on the piano while Cope is lying seductively on top of it wearing a red dress and singing to the passing members.

cold is eyeing cope from across the room contemplating on throwing an empty beer glass at him
 

Cleverwon

Paradigm P
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 74
tricky spinz said:
classic is banging away on the piano while Cope is lying seductively on top of it wearing a red dress and singing to the passing members.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Holmzini will have a shirt on that reads across it "SMAAAAAAAAAASH!"

Stress will be so high by the end of the night that you'll see him run into the coat room and hop out in full Superman attire trying to fly.

Beserk will walk in to the lounge revealing to everyone that his avatar is really just a picture of himself.
 
C

Copenhagen

Guest
tricky spinz said:
classic is banging away on the piano while Cope is lying seductively on top of it wearing a red dress and singing to the passing members.

cold is eyeing cope from across the room contemplating on throwing an empty beer glass at him

LOL! You caught me there...and I guess Cold's beer throwing is cause he is jealous ;)

I guess Tricky will also be signing his book "How to eat a cake in 1001 yoga positions" (an old avatar comes to mind), but everyone one is mistaking him from "Revenge of the Nerds", or something, and think that's the autograph their getting...
 

Guevara

BETTER THAN YESTERDAY
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 34
FADE WiLL BE WALKiNG ARoUND MAKiNG ANNoUNCEMENTS BUT PEoPLE iGNoRE HiM BECAUSE NoBoDY KNoWS WHAT HE LoOKS LiKE.

TRUTH iS DOiNG THE SAME THiNG BUT NoBoDY UNDERSTANDS WHAT HES SAYiNG BECAUSE HES TRYiN To SHARE HiS oPiNiON iN EVERY CoNVERSATiON...ALL AT oNE TiME.

DJ HoPPA GETS BoRED AND PoPS iN A PoRNo.......BUT THEN THE T.V. DiSAPPEARS.

AFRiQUE HAS SoMEHoW MANAGED To GET HiS WHoLE SETUP iN THE BUiLDiNG AND oNLY LoOKS UP FRoM TiME To TiME To EXPLAiN HoW HES WoN 5 BEAT THiS CoMPS To ANY RANDoM PASSiNG MEMBER.

HoLMZiNi BoUGHT SoME BiTCHES BUT NoW HE CANT FiND THEM....

....RiG HAS SoME BiTCHES HE FoUND TiED UP iN THE BASEMENT.

SPRiTELoOPA iS oN STAGE SERENADiNG US WiTH THE ACoUSTiC RENDiTiONS oF HiS GREATEST HiTS.

iLL BE iN THE MiDDLE oF THE RoOM SLAMDANCiNG, iCE-GRiLLiNG JUST WAiTING FoR SOMEBoDY To SAY SoMETHiNG.

oN THE WALLS iN THE BATHRoOM THERE ARE MiSSiNG PoSTERS oF AWoL MEMBERS....K.o., KNoCKoUT, CRAiG RiP,ETC.

oVER THE BAR THERES A BANNER ANNoUNCiNG THAT iM STiLL THE UNDEFEATED BATTLE KiNG.

WiNGS AND FREAK WiLL BE BRoADCASTiNG LiVE FoR THE FiRST TiME MAKiNG THiS A JoYoUS oCCASSiON BUT THEY HAVENT GoTTEN ANYBoDYS NAME RiGHT YET.

AND BY THE END oF THE NiGHT WiNGS HAS ENoUGH iNTERViEWS To LAST HiM THE NEXT "HoRRoR THEME" 'BEAT THiS'.

AND LAST BUT NoT LEAST....BASTARD WiLL BE oN THE RoOF oN SoME "GoODBYE CRUEL WoRLD" SHiT BECAUSE THE CURSE iS ALiVE.
 

tricky spinz

Dead Man Walkin
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 12
Copenhagen said:
I guess Tricky will also be signing his book "How to eat a cake in 1001 yoga positions" (an old avatar comes to mind), but everyone one is mistaking him from "Revenge of the Nerds", or something, and think that's the autograph their getting...


hahahaha. you cut me deep cope, real deep. hahahaha. looking through all the different smilies i think we could almost create the entire illmuzik crew.

look, theres rig! :whip:

and fade... :alcoholic:

there's bruce wayne and guevara :bash:

and stress :smokin:

and cold and cope! :windup:
 
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