Snaps Thread!

[Benny BuKu]

and Buku's face got a mole that looks like shit smires..

Fury vacations at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

 

[Cleverwon]

Buku sells coke to midgets.

Stresswon got no shins, he just ties church shoes to his knee stumps.

Fury's nipples got faces on them that sing "We are the world".

 

[Agent Smith]

i took your mom to the beach...i had to dress her in pink so they didn't think she was a beached whale...
we sat down on the towel


her feet are so rough, when she tried to play footsies with me, i thought the seaguls were trying to clip my toenails with their eyes closed...

 

[GRAFIK]

"your mama, has on big titty and one little titty, and we call the bitch biggy smalls"
Ashy Larry

 

[tricky spinz]

yo mama's so loose she uses a hula hoop as an IUD

 

[StressWon]

Cleverwon is so chinese he goes to Rutgers,,,not as a student, but to steal Calculus Homework!

 

[The Bastard]

i took your mom to the beach...i had to dress her in pink so they didn't think she was a beached whale...
we sat down on the towel


her feet are so rough, when she tried to play footsies with me, i thought the seaguls were trying to clip my toenails with their eyes closed...

your moms got hoofs and antlers

 

[sYgMa]

Yo mama's such a skank, she's your daughter-in-law...

 

[Cleverwon]

Cleverwon is so chinese he goes to Rutgers,,,not as a student, but to steal Calculus Homework!

Stresswon's mom sells her pubes on Ebay.

 

[tricky spinz]

Stresswon's mom sells her pubes on Ebay.

and clev's mom buys em.

 

[Cleverwon]

and clev's mom buys em.

and gives them to tricky's mom to floss with.

 

[tricky spinz]

and gives them to tricky's mom to floss with.

only the one's your mom didn't paste onto her upper lip

 

[Agent Smith]

your moms got hoofs and antlers

your momma got 17 buck teeth and skin like The Thing from fantastic 4

 

[KurtisRich]

Yo momma is like a double barrel shotgun... 2 cocks and she blows.

 

[EvRy1~MaN]

I declare war damnit!

Yo mama is so old she fart dust.

Yo mama don't have crabs she has lobsters.

Yo mama got bubbles in her ass and she still poppin shit.

yo mama got 1 leg and 2 feet sayin she likes "hip hop"

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see the movie "juice"

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

 

[Cleverwon]

only the one's your mom didn't paste onto her upper lip

Cuz your mom likes the ones with crabs stuck to them.

 

[tricky spinz]

Cuz your mom likes the ones with crabs stuck to them.

your momma's so poor she has to keep the ones with the crabs for dinner since she can't afford to eat the real thing.

 

[Agent Smith]

that would take a really small knife and fork

 

[Cleverwon]

your momma's so poor she has to keep the ones with the crabs for dinner since she can't afford to eat the real thing.

Youre my little brother's little brother.

 

[tricky spinz]

Youre my little brother's little brother.

your momma is so infertile you don't even have a little brother