Snaps Thread!

[Agent Smith]

your mom shaves her tongue with a bowie knife...

 

[Relic]

Hehe..Yo mamas so stupid I put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Haha

your mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip.... Ummm

 

[Agent Smith]

your mommas got one tooth, three fangs and a walnut

 

[The Bastard]

your mommas got one tooth, three fangs and a walnut

yur moms so fat she bleeds grease

 

[StressWon]

I love gigantic black penis shoved in my rectum!!! I can't wait for my sex change so I can get the good old, "Double Stuff"!

Wow! As your friend, I say you need help!

 

[Craig Gantt]

ya mama got one eye and one leg they call her Ilean

ya mama aint got no nipples like a barbie doll

 

[The Bastard]

ya mama got one eye and one leg they call her Ilean

ya mama aint got no nipples like a barbie doll

your mom got talons instead of feet

 

[Agent Smith]

tell your mom that next time, the courteous thing to do would be to warn me about her rabies and any other diseases she caught from your dad before we do anything...

 

[The Bastard]

tell your mom that next time, the courteous thing to do would be to warn me about her rabies and any other diseases she caught from your dad before we do anything...

tell yur mom the dogcatchers lookin for her

 

[Chrono]

jus so you know i'm the one who dropped your mom's ass out. an even with a condom i shouldn't have gotten talked into it.. fuck alcohol... im going to AA

 

[Agent Smith]

tell yur mom the dogcatchers lookin for her

tell the dogcatcher i found your mom

 

[The Bastard]

tell the dogcatcher i found your mom

TELL YOUR MOM IM THE DOGCATCHER

 

[Agent Smith]

TELL YOUR MOM IM THE DOGCATCHER

TELL THE DOGCATCHER IM YOUR MOM

i said it...

 

[Sanova]

Are you allowed in your moms room?
good.
Wake me up at 8..i got work.


Yo momma so Dirty she got Crabs Bungy Jumpin wit the string on her tampon.

 

[StressWon]

TELL THE DOGCATCHER IM YOUR MOM

i said it...

WTF,,,LOLOLOLO

 

[Benny BuKu]

Stress' mom's left titty nipple got a eye on it!

 

[Fury]

Stress' mom's left titty nipple got a eye on it!

and Buku's face got a mole that looks like shit smires..

 

[bluchippa5]

ya mama so ancient her patriots jersey says OLD England!

 

[StressWon]

Yo mamma's crabs have STD's!

 

[Relic]

Yo mamas so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said " Slow down" and she said,
"What...does...yield..mean?"

Hell ya moms is so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side..

In fact ,ya moms got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her :"Toni Tone Toney."