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Shonsteez

Gurpologist
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 33
But wait!!!....Steez aint completely dead yet!.....During the explosion he dropped out the secret back door created by the freakish flying monkies that spawned from the mutant fart gas which in return was created by traveling back in time.....
 

Big Tone

You done fucked up
ill o.g.
so to make himself feel better he looks in the mirror and start to sing "im too sexy formy shirt"
 

rob-beatz

ILLIEN
ill o.g.
startled by a loud squeak, charlie woke up from his dreams in the main hall of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
 

dj360_iNfInItE1

UNDeRGROUND STaTE of MiND
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 16
But he was surprised to see that Willy Wonka was really Billy D. Williams.
 

Cleverwon

Paradigm P
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 74
And it wasnt really a chocolate factory, it was Billy D's malt liquor brewery.
 

x-squizet

Roll Tide Roll
ill o.g.
charlie lit up some dro and threw the match in one of the tanks and blew that whole factory up, and beer when every where down the street, hobos from all over to go swim and drink in beer
 

Fury

W.W.F.D
ill o.g.
We Need A Commercial Break!!!!!!
 

DJ Hoppa

Broken Complex Records
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 50
Hoppa pops up on your TV screen, with his new infomercial : How to properly fuck Jessica Alba - All the illmuzik kids watch in envy as Hoppa drills the shit outta beautiful Alba then says the ultra catch phrase : "Hit it, then Forget it!"
 

Cleverwon

Paradigm P
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 74
Then Ashton Kutcher reveals that Hoppa is on Punk'd as "Jessica Alba" turns around and reveals a 13" monster cock.
 

Fury

W.W.F.D
ill o.g.
Now Back To Our Featured Presentation
 

FuzE

i make beatz
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 99
Soon after the malt liqour factory explosion, legions of advanced flying monkeys formed by the mutant fart gas come and consume all the remaining alcohol. Now in a drunken rage flying monkeys start to pillage the countryside. The media breaks horrific images and sounds of carnage to viewers everywhere. Widespread panic ensues......
 

Big Tone

You done fucked up
ill o.g.
then the fart gas turns everybody into zombies, and they start eating the brains of the monkeys...
 

x-squizet

Roll Tide Roll
ill o.g.
the remaining monkeys that are not dead goes and slurp of fades remaining cum while fad is gettin a blow job from the monkey that hooligan stresswon is robbing fade and deleting all of his porn
 
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The Bastard

Guest
Fade Then Shape Shifts From Bein Jason Vorhees To Being Jason ''classic'' From Illmuzik Then Shape Shifts Again To Being Jason Giambi. Sticks A Needle In His Ass And Calls It A Day
 

rob-beatz

ILLIEN
ill o.g.
the needle had a hallucinogenic poison on it that made him see floating cows and an insatiable appetite for boiled pig scrotum...
 
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