LOL.. lets build a story

[x-squizet]

me and stress started singin the david chapelle song i want to piss on you and started peeing on everybody in the world then allenhighwaters runs out the house and started singin in the rain, then he blew up from our acid pee

 

[Cleverwon]

Then the real voltron shows up and squares up with the mechanical peeing look alike.

 

[Big Tone]

then he plugs up the hole and the monster has pee spewing from all kinds of crevaces

 

[rob-beatz]

the monster relieved that he can stop peeing now pops open a Red Stripe, calls his granny and says, "ay mon, nutting bedda dan a good ole peehole pluggin'.

 

[massikrbeats]

the monster relieved that he can stop peeing now pops open a Red Stripe, calls his granny and says, "ay mon, nutting bedda dan a good ole peehole pluggin'.

His granny then lights up a fatty after loading up and playing a banga on her MPC. The sound is so thumping that the ground shakes and....

 

[The Bastard]

The sound is so thumping that the ground shakes and....

EVEN PEOPLE FROM AFGHANISTAN WERE FEELIN THAT SHIT. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THEY FELT THE SUBTLE VIBRATIONS OF HIP HOP BASS AND IT MADE EVERYONE NATIONWIDE ORGASM

 

[tricky spinz]

and then OJ is found guilty...

 

[Big Tone]

the monster relieved that he can stop peeing now pops open a Red Stripe, calls his granny and says, "ay mon, nutting bedda dan a good ole peehole pluggin'.

damn thats a good one

 

[Cold Truth]

and then OJ is found guilty...

O.J was sentenced to Life in Michael Jacksons bed at his Neberland Ranch. The judge also indicated that part of this sentence involves shaving off all of his body hair, wearing "tighty whities", and blowing Bubbles daily.

It is unknown wether or not the judge would listen to an appeal for alternate sentencing. The defense is calling the sentence inhumane, and is heavily campaigning for a more merciful punishment, the electric chair.

In a bizarre twist, the defense is stymied by the jurys decision. Given the nature of the case- white, middle class judge and prosecution, a white officer suspected of being a racist, and a jury literally made up of all African-American, the guilty on all counts verdict came as a shock. The defense couldnt come up with an explanation for it, however the prosecution offered a bit of perspective-and the sinister truth behind their plan of attack in this retrial. As veteran County District Attorney Todd Baldwin The Third noted,

"While it is true that the jury was all African Americans, and that we, the prosecution did indeed have a hand in their selection, it should be noted that they are all African American WOMEN in that jury. We initially prepared for Johnny Cochran and his famous Chewbacca Defense, which chewed us up the first time out. Unfortunately for Mr Simpson, Mr. Cohcran passed and Mr. Simpson simply can no longer afford an attorney of his stature, and was thus assigned a young white attorney fresh out of law school. This gave our plan much more fire power then anticipated. We carefully selected attractive, intelligent, single and never married African American women in their late twenties for our jury, knowing full well that even if there wasnt enough evidence to convict Mr Simpson of the crimes he was being charged with, in no way could these women let him walk free for marrying that white girl in the first place. Obviously, our plan worked beyond even our greatest expectations, and we are more then pleased."

Mr Simpson was expected to commence sentencing immediately. in a related story, his attorney was found dead in a white bronco several hours ofter trial ended. mysteriously, there was a small, bloody glove at the scene of the crime, and what appeared to be the hair of a large, hairy monster. Detectives have no other leads, though they are curious about the hair. In an unrelated report, there was a sighting of a bigfoot roaming the area with a chain of bullets hanging over his chest.

 

[The Bastard]

O.J was sentenced to Life in Michael Jacksons bed at his Neberland Ranch. The judge also indicated that part of this sentence involves shaving off all of his body hair, wearing "tighty whities", and blowing Bubbles daily.

It is unknown wether or not the judge would listen to an appeal for alternate sentencing. The defense is calling the sentence inhumane, and is heavily campaigning for a more merciful punishment, the electric chair.

In a bizarre twist, the defense is stymied by the jurys decision. Given the nature of the case- white, middle class judge and prosecution, a white officer suspected of being a racist, and a jury literally made up of all African-American, the guilty on all counts verdict came as a shock. The defense couldnt come up with an explanation for it, however the prosecution offered a bit of perspective-and the sinister truth behind their plan of attack in this retrial. As veteran County District Attorney Todd Baldwin The Third noted,

"While it is true that the jury was all African Americans, and that we, the prosecution did indeed have a hand in their selection, it should be noted that they are all African American WOMEN in that jury. We initially prepared for Johnny Cochran and his famous Chewbacca Defense, which chewed us up the first time out. Unfortunately for Mr Simpson, Mr. Cohcran passed and Mr. Simpson simply can no longer afford an attorney of his stature, and was thus assigned a young white attorney fresh out of law school. This gave our plan much more fire power then anticipated. We carefully selected attractive, intelligent, single and never married African American women in their late twenties for our jury, knowing full well that even if there wasnt enough evidence to convict Mr Simpson of the crimes he was being charged with, in no way could these women let him walk free for marrying that white girl in the first place. Obviously, our plan worked beyond even our greatest expectations, and we are more then pleased."

Mr Simpson was expected to commence sentencing immediately. in a related story, his attorney was found dead in a white bronco several hours ofter trial ended. mysteriously, there was a small, bloody glove at the scene of the crime, and what appeared to be the hair of a large, hairy monster. Detectives have no other leads, though they are curious about the hair. In an unrelated report, there was a sighting of a bigfoot roaming the area with a chain of bullets hanging over his chest.

this just in the bigfoot that was spotted was actually anthony michael hall in a chewbacca suit tryin to get a roll in star wars episode 3. george lucas says ''sorry hall its over''

 

[x-squizet]

goddamn truth you wrote a whole book

 

[e.porter]

dam truth that was long as hell... lol

 

[x-squizet]

i think he really thought that out then typed all that shit out, wings where you at homi i know you got somethin

 

[Cold Truth]

nah i just thought it up as i typed.... originally it was just the sentencing to Mike's house, the firsr paragraph. then the creative wheels started turning, and i wrote the rest.

 

[kaivai]

hall, putting his best chewbacca howl let out a long one, which in turn was sampled by dr dre, who at the time was chilling with George Lucas pitching ideas for a biopic

 

[Big Tone]

why wont this thread die.. ;(

but anyways. geroge lucas wrote the ending first and had an idea for the prequal from when they were fisrt born

 

[DJ Reflex]

Not understanding a word big tone said, jack bauer returns from the residential area left in a mess from anal loving monkeys and drag mini me's! Panting like a dog he jumps in a black suv and drives past wonka's wonky factory and past the courst house and to lucasfilm headquarters. On his way he finds himself at a stoplight where he rolls down his window to find a pretty black woman "I just bought one of those in black too and was wondering how it drove?" "it (pant) drives (pant) well but a bit clumbsier and less nimble than my last one (huge sigh)" "oh thats kool" "anyway (sigh) id like to be on ur show" "oh who are you?" ""im kanye west ima... Cough cough sorry i mean Jack bauer! im from ctu" at which point Oprah Winfrey speeds off rather suspiciously and leaves jack to panic at the length of the stop light considering he's in a rush! But he has no choice... the world will end on th next page of this thread but as always says "we have to deal with iminent danger!" He too runs the stop light and chases down Oprah! On the way he contacts CTU asking for the hourly's that no-one bothered reading and asks for an overhead visual of neverland to be beamed to his car. He conintues on his pursuit of Oprah while multi tasking like a mo fo!

 

[kaivai]

aye???? chewbacca cast a lonely eye on the the anal loving butt monkeys, transfixed by their Wookie Like booty, he hungrily galloped for them. The ALBuM's were, how you say, excited by the commotion. . . .