Have you guys heard of Birds Aren't Real

[thedreampolice]

Birds Aren't Real | Birds Aren't Real

They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

birdsarentreal.com

I love it man

Basically its a conspiracy theory that the government systematically replaced all the birds with surveillance drones.

THE HISTORY

WARNING: DISTURBING CONTENT The only way to properly explain, is with words. Chapter 1: Why? When asked to write the unabridged history of this organization, I was taken aback. I knew that I had reached many thousands in my quest to spread the truth, but I was bewildered and...

birdsarentreal.com

I believe its a parody to make fun of anti vaxers or flat earth's but it cracks me up. I have the bumper sticker...

May fav quote from the site "Bird watching goes both ways" bahaha

@2GooD Productions What do you think man??

 

[2GooD Productions]

Its true, birds are robot spies in the sky, they stand on the power lines to recharge their batteries.
The biggest question is who controls them?
Big shady government or the aliens?

 

[thedreampolice]

Im thinking its the government but maybe they are not competent enough idk

 

[2GooD Productions]

Im thinking its the government but maybe they are not competent enough idk

This sort of advanced tech is way beyond government capability

 

[thedreampolice]

That's what they want you to think....

 

[crosstevsky]

Hitchcock?

 

[2GooD Productions]

Hitchcock?

He was way ahead of his time. He knew something was up

 

[Fade]

Charging on the wires! Genius!

 

[Armani]

if that is real and these birds are made of iron or stone or smth, we can finally hit 2 birds with 1 bird.

 

[skidflow]

The Mockingbirds in Raleigh are real. One chased me for a whole block because I got to close to her nest where her young were. I was terrified! Lol



here’s the footage my boi filmed it.

 

[thedreampolice]

Don't fall for it Skid thats just an advanced drone!

 

[skidflow]

Don't fall for it Skid thats just an advanced drone!

The way it homed in on me that day...you maybe right. Lmao