Craziest shit your girl has accused you of, when you actually didn't do it.

[Chrono]

too late

 

[Relic]

What did I do? I mean what would you have done??? We went to her alien spaceship and had tea and crumpets at which time it turned into this all out graborian gangbang, sheesh I was tired after that.So after saving the universe I came home and made some fat trax and slapped this chick silly for internet stalking!
The End.

well that WAS a good story...
I cant believe your still with her yo, thats gonna make for some odd ass moments during the holidays at her moms! lol

 

[Chrono]

scratch that

 

[Sucio]

That sucks for yall..

My girl tells me to bone other broads......

And she stays home and waits for me.. =D

Her rationalization: "I know you won't leave me for them, it's only sex, anyway"

Def a keeper...

 

[Elgen]

That sucks for yall..

My girl tells me to bone other broads......

And she stays home and waits for me.. =D

Her rationalization: "I know you won't leave me for them, it's only sex, anyway"

Def a keeper...

dude, you seem like a huge asshole.

I wouldn't want to sleep around with other women, even if my girl let me. I'm with her because i ONLY want to be with her, i don't need no other girls.

Think about all the resentment your girl is keepin inside while you're out having sex with other women. That WILL come out. When it does your gonna be missing a penis.

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

dude, you seem like a huge asshole.

I wouldn't want to sleep around with other women, even if my girl let me. I'm with her because i ONLY want to be with her, i don't need no other girls.

Think about all the resentment your girl is keepin inside while you're out having sex with other women. That WILL come out. When it does your gonna be missing a penis.

LMAO....missing a penis. Hehehe. I agree. But that is funny.