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your bf dosent like it ehhh
Craziest shit your girl has accused you of, when you actually didn't do it.
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your bf dosent like it ehhh
Kontents
I like Gearslutz
ill o.g.
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Well If I had a Bf and he asked what I felt about Beyonce and dat Booty I would be like its banging.
On the other hand when your boyfriend's ask you, you reply with "I like Brad Pitts better"
Sucka. lmao! You cant even make a real comment to this thread. lol.
But seriously bitches be trippin cause its in their BCP vien "Bitch Cause Problems".
KurtisRich
Pussy Monster
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 13
get blamed for wearing her pantie hose
Ominous
OminousRed.com
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 21
This isn't happening to me. Must be because I got fatter than Dwayne Wayne did on the new Flava Flav show after I got married. My wife just hired someone new at her office and the girl fuct up and said she wanted to meet me because she heard from the other girls in the office that I was cute. So now my wife wont let me come around her office.
You must have put it on her pretty good for her to keep checking on you.
I never got accused of anything cuz I'm pretty honest. I did however get into a fight with my wife over the phone and she carried the whole argument on her own. Kind if went like this:
Ominous: Hey, wuts up?
Wife: Sorry I didn't answer the phone. I left it in the car.
Ominous: It's cool.
Wife: Don't be an asshole...
Ominous: What?
Wife: I didn't know it was in the car. It fell out of my purse.
Ominous: It's cool.
Wife: Look sometimes I am not going to be able to get the phone.
Ominous: Dude, I ain't even tripping...
Wife: Yes you are, I can hear it in your voice. I was in the store with El. She can tell you herself if you have to know. I know you don't believe me.
Ominous: What's for dinner?
Wife: So you're just gonna be an ass about it?
Ominous: What?
Kontents
I like Gearslutz
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
LMAO!!!
That was the funniest thing I've read today and yet so honest at the same time.
Quality
Godson of the Clapper
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Producer_GyaL
IllMuzik First Lady
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why you guys went out with crazy chix ?
Craziest shit your boy has accused you of, when you actually didn't do it.
mmmmh.... I'll have to think about a good one LOL
why you guys went out with crazy chix ?
Craziest shit your boy has accused you of, when you actually didn't do it.
mmmmh.... I'll have to think about a good one LOL
Kontents
I like Gearslutz
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
Some girls put up fronts and dont show the crazy until the snatch ya. Then its too late. lol
afriquedeluxe
ILLIEN
preach! this is the hard truth mayne lol
Show me a chick thats NOT crazy on some level. lol
Sincock
Fucking Wankers
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 8
Show me anyone that's not crazy on some level: humans are fucked up.
God
Creator of the Universe
ill o.g.
Truth.
Exactly, before my ex became pregnant she was the embodiment of a gift from god.
As soon as she found out she was pregnant, the picture changed.
I had a responsibilty to my children to put up with so much of her crap, so I did.
You live and learn, but the craziest psychos can seem the nicest people at first. And when they have you hypnotized with good sex, its not looking good for chances of the average male.
yea, that was annoying.. thankfully myspace has a block feature
one gf's mom threatened my life if i ever hurt her daughter and turned around and then turned around and put on nelly then stripped for me, i was drunk and stunned like WHHAAATT??!!!. that was some crazy shit! i am big about doing the right thing but it's hard when you catch rock an get that horny-high.. maaan when i get in situations with women i get a feeling like heroin must feel and lose all rational thought. did i mention she was extra hot? wheew it was not a good thing at all though, full of bad possible scenerios! i'll never introduce things like that into my life again.. only the good from here on out!!!!
lol wait wait, finish the story, what did you do ? What happened? lol
word! thats sum crazy shit! do tell!!
God
Creator of the Universe
ill o.g.
Once they feel "secure" -- like they have some legal (marriage, babies) or real "moral" leverage (you fucked her mom, she 'forgave' you) over you -- they try to pull all the psycho moves.
Yeah I agree, thats when the girl starts farting and picking her nose, and being a general cunt. Im all for equal rights, but I do think the power does corrupt some women these days. They are all for equal rights until they have the kids and wont let you see them etc unless you sing to their tune. Women generally seek "Security" from a man, once they feel they have their security, then the real them shows its ugly head.
Men can be as cuntish as many females, its just that the men dont usually have the kids and use them as leverage, women are given an unfair advantage in that you cannot hit them, even if they are bigger than you, you cannot get fair representation in court as the courts always favour the females. Its depressing at times but still, thats life.
Just have to become emotionly tough to deal with them, because hell they know how to push buttons, because they know they can get away with it.
Call me bitter, Id prefer the term burned. I know there are good women out there, they just tend to end up with my mates instead, lol.
Oh yes and on the topic of things I was accused of and never did, this ones a classic........
That I fancied my sister, lol