Battle That! Competition - September 15-18, 2021

[2GooD Productions]

 

[Mahlhavoc]

are you ready for a beatdown?, Im gonna put you 6 feet down,
dont speak clown, Im the king of these towns, with ease now,
ease down, Im about to attack, spit facts and put you on your back,
talking smack, walk it back, we all know its skills you lack.

Man, your rhyme aint dope
You sitting there In england... and we no they aint got no soap.
Here, Let me try to help you out..

I got some bars to give
your beats got holes like a sieve
your baby mama is crying cause your beats are just dying
and now tomorrow they will be stabbed with a shiv



So your smack aint as dirty as you
Nobody catching em... they sure aint the flu
now get back to the grind
cause I aint got the time
or I will make ya my bitch and rename ya Sue

 

[Fade]

 

[2GooD Productions]

I think its you thats dying, if I said you had skills, id be lying,
but you keep trying, that gets respect, but heres a little something for you to reflect,
Ill leave you on your arse, what did you expect, my intellect will inject a fleck of get wrecked,
like a dj you'll get decked, ill put you in a hole, putting an end to your dreams and goals.

 

[Fade]

I think its you thats dying, if I said you had skills, id be lying,
but you keep trying, that gets respect, but heres a little something for you to reflect,
Ill leave you on your arse, what did you expect, my intellect will inject a fleck of get wrecked,
like a dj you'll get decked, ill put you in a hole, putting an end to your dreams and goals.

 

[Mahlhavoc]

I think its you thats dying, if I said you had skills, id be lying,
but you keep trying, that gets respect, but heres a little something for you to reflect,
Ill leave you on your arse, what did you expect, my intellect will inject a fleck of get wrecked,
like a dj you'll get decked, ill put you in a hole, putting an end to your dreams and goals.

Bitch I aint gonna lie, you got jokes and thats fine, but when the battle does start I will rip you apart and leave you shitting and quivering all night.
See like the tin man.... I aint got no heart, when shredding and ripping YOU apart, so just watch your back when Pappas Beats is on the track, yo, Im shedding light cause this kids in the dark.

 

[Mahlhavoc]

NOW STOP MAKING ME DO THAT!

 

[2GooD Productions]

Ive got no excuse, what Im about to commit is elder abuse,
One foot in the grave, dont misbehave, ill knock off those cobwebs for the rest of the day,
I aint a kid I dont play, Ill pop ya lid like spray, from an AK, from a meter away.
Making art pieces with your heart pieces, your just talking shit, like hard faeces.

 

[LiveLargeBeats]

 

[Iron Keys]

Yeah but when TicTacTikTok does it n starts rapping he gets banished from the forum...

Spoiler: ...

or maybe it's just for saying DnB and HipHop are the same thing

 

[Mahlhavoc]

Ive got no excuse, what Im about to commit is elder abuse,
One foot in the grave, dont misbehave, ill knock off those cobwebs for the rest of the day,
I aint a kid I dont play, Ill pop ya lid like spray, from an AK, from a meter away.
Making art pieces with your heart pieces, your just talking shit, like hard faeces.

Now you go and bring up an AK
but your beats are like.. real gay
all of my beats are on fire
and like I said, I just might be your sire
so you should just pack up and go on your way

man, your shit is trash, on the real, just a bore
You say that your hot, but I will show you the door
My kick is way harder while your shit needs a barber
the melodies cut straight to the floor

you know...I said I might be your father
so give up, dont even bother trying too god damn much damn harder

cause your words are just weak
and I havent even begun to hit my peak
and hey, fuck your old AK my AR is major
I might even have one locked in the chamber...
with your name on it...

Yo, whats the word opposite of unique?

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

@2GooD Productions @Mahlhavoc

*cough* https://www.illmuzik.com/threads/ill-rap-battle-shelter.41621/ *cough* *cough*

 

[Vossi Beats]

@Vossi Beats is cool, cant fuck with him... dude is alright, he can just sit there with @YannFer all unscathed and shit and watch me win.

I am cool. And I am going to sit and watch you beat all the other contestants. But the second you take out the last guy I'm gonna turn on you, grab @YannFer and throw him at you. Knock the both of you out. Then I'm gonna handcuff the two of you together and throw you of a bridge.
Guess who's the last one standing then?
...
@Armani ... Because he was hiding under the bed the whole time and when I went to sleep that night thinking I had won, he went and stabbed me in the neck while I slept.. God damn @Armani it's always the little ones that'll get ya in the end.

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

I am cool. And I am going to sit and watch you beat all the other contestants. But the second you take out the last guy I'm gonna turn on you, grab @YannFer Yannferand throw him at you. Knock the both of you out. Then I'm gonna handcuff the two of you together and throw you of a bridge.
Guess who's the last one standing then?
...
@Armani ... Because he was hiding under the bed the whole time and when I went to sleep that night thinking I had won, he went and stabbed me in the neck while I slept.. God damn @Armani it's always the little ones that'll get ya in the end.

Du har en levende fantasi. Det er godt.

 

[Vossi Beats]

Du har en levende fantasi. Det er godt.

Hahaha google translate?

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

Hahaha google translate?

Had to google "levende" xd. Learning a bit danish here and there

 

[Vossi Beats]

Haha but why??
Think maybe Chinese or Spanish would get you further in the world than a language only spoken by 5.5 million people living in some far corner of the world where the sun never shines and is run by a group of militant feminists.

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

Haha but why??
Think maybe Chinese or Spanish would get you further in the world than a language only spoken by 5.5 million people living in some far corner of the world where the sun never shines and is run by a group of militant feminists.

My wife loves Denmark and dreams about living there someday. xd

 

[Vossi Beats]

My wife loves Denmark and dreams about living there someday. xd

Hold up wait a minute.. I totally forgot you are German. Makes much more sense then, especially if you live somewhere near the border.
You ever been to Svendborg? We have a lot of German tourists every year who come by boat.

 

[InnerThug]

I am gonna beat @2GooD Productions worse than my wife beats a dead horse.
I am going to abuse @Armani worse than @Fade with whisky on his breath and an oversized sex toy.
I am going to make @LiveLargeBeats change his name to DeadtinyCOPYRITEINFRINGEMENT to try and compete with me.
I am going to make @InnerThug see the outter thug when I whip that ass like a he was Jodie Foster on a pinball machine.
I am going to knock @Face Valid out so quick he will have to change his name to just "Valid" cause he wont show his face again.
@Vossi Beats is cool, cant fuck with him... dude is alright, he can just sit there with @YannFer all unscathed and shit and watch me win.

The rest of you fool as chump muphucas want some, step up cause I am about to bartender this shit and start servin.

I love it i think its the first time ive seen you post something other then "poor pathetic me blah blah blah"
this should be you posting style from now on