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Benny BuKu

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The Boston Globe
August 28th 2006

Roxbury MA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Boston Red Sox, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.
 

Cleverwon

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Awesome.
 
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tricky spinz said:
haha, that's a good fuckin joke. i love it.
better than this?
hahahaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg

seriously, this is gunna be a huge mural on a big ass building in boston one day,that was the day the yankees were FOREVER OWNED
 

Fury

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The Bastard said:
better than this?
hahahaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg

seriously, this is gunna be a huge mural on a big ass building in boston one day,that was the day the yankees were FOREVER OWNED
lolllllllll....precious don zimmerman...how does a team get custody thas sounds retarted
 
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tricky spinz said:
yeah, well, i guess i just don't think there's anything that impressive about dropping a 90 year old man.
i said funny not impressive,
 

dahkter

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The only thing the Red Sox own is the saying "there's always next year". you can say that a few months early this year since it O-V-E-R for Boston in 06.
bye bye
 
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dahkter said:
The only thing the Red Sox own is the saying "there's always next year". you can say that a few months early this year since it O-V-E-R for Boston in 06.
bye bye
go run to LA, Dodger
 
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dahkter said:
stay right where you are, then win more than once every 86 years...
we win even when we lose bro, watchin a game at fenway is a win/win situation, nothin else like it in the world,ask around, thats the kinda shit the yankees cant BUY
 

Benny BuKu

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The Bastard said:
we win even when we lose bro, watchin a game at fenway is a win/win situation, nothin else like it in the world,ask around, thats the kinda shit the yankees cant BUY



lol...awww...I shed a tear for "poor" boston. Cause they don't spend no money.....
 

dahkter

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This thread got pointless fast, the Yankees have too much ammunition, I could go on for days.

I just want to say as far as being a Brooklynite and a Yankees fan, it's still NYC.

I also want to add that even though the Brooklyn Dodgers haven't played baseball in fifty years, they still have won the same # of Championships as Boston in that time.

And that's one. One championship in the last ninety years.

So come on Bastard, you ain't owning no one, you can't even hold on to your own players (Clemens, Boggs, Damon) much less trying to say you own New York.

I'm done on this thread, back to music, back to life, and then in October back to the playoffs...
 

Cleverwon

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Im glad i dont give a fuck about sports. all this time spent arguing when you could be doin something else.
 

Relic

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dahkter said:
This thread got pointless fast, the Yankees have too much ammunition, I could go on for days.

I just want to say as far as being a Brooklynite and a Yankees fan, it's still NYC.

I also want to add that even though the Brooklyn Dodgers haven't played baseball in fifty years, they still have won the same # of Championships as Boston in that time.

And that's one. One championship in the last ninety years.

So come on Bastard, you ain't owning no one, you can't even hold on to your own players (Clemens, Boggs, Damon) much less trying to say you own New York.

I'm done on this thread, back to music, back to life, and then in October back to the playoffs...
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
oooo boy
 
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