Why did I bus'ma ASS today?

[tricky spinz]

dantson, if you didn't know, i am one of those girls...in fact, i'm the girl from the pep rally. i can't believe you told that story, teeheehee. that was funny. i would have hooked up with you, but i'm a lesbian. sorry hun, but i only eat carpet. also, when i saw your weiner that day, i have to say...i wasn't impressed :-\ .

 

[pancakebunnny]

What YOU saw was my belly button. The thing to be impressed over was laid out on your shoulders.... YOU just thought it was a scarf.

 

[tricky spinz]

anyway, the most embarassing thing that happened to me, i dunno, that's tough.


well, one time, me and my friend were out in the woods and we had some pretty big sticks, and we were bored, so we started breaking off all these little dead branches from the trees by hitting them with the sticks.

so i go to hit this branch which i think is dead and i wind up, and the thing in my hand is pretty much just a big fucking club. so i hit the branch, but it doesnt break. instead it bends down and then snaps back up swinging the end of the club up at my face.

i am just standing there like a deer in headlights. it hits me right in the forehead. fuckin CRACK! it was loud as shit. i just fuckin drop to the ground. my head hurts so bad, and im like, oh fuck, oh fuck, please don't be bleeding. so i reach up and it is bleeding pretty badly, and i know my mom is gonna freak and call me an idiot so i'm running back to the house with my friend bleeding from the forehead. i think he was probably laughing pretty hard. i'm just lucky there weren't more people around in those woods. oh man, that was pretty bad.

 

[Shonsteez]

Yo Dantson, i gotta ask: Whats the deal with the pancake on the bunnyrabbits head?..haha

 

[pancakebunnny]

Just for shits and giggles. That image stuck in my head for some reason.... it's been there for days.

I figured it was a sign..