What was your worst sexual encounter?

[Kontents]

mines is similar to this, except she asked me to come to HER crib... it was like 12am and i had to be to work at 4 and she said bring some condoms... after about 30 min she wanted to get busy, but yo, it was smellin like bad tuna, no joke... this is no lie, i went in the bathroom took out my condom pack, and bit tiny holes through that shit... came back out and was like "yo these condoms are old, they got a few holes in them" lol... she was pissed at me, but i couldnt diss her... like BIG said, im not touchin it if it smells like sanitation...lol

da relic

Damn some James Bond shit right there lol. That was a Sly move man good job.

 

[Font]

This is some crazy shit going on up in here! man! lol...funny as hell too.

 

[Fury]

this freaky lil asian girl that i wanted to bone finally gave me a chance to hit and I busted putting the condom on.......very disheartening

if i wuz a Mod U WUD BE BANNED!!!!!

 

[dacalion]

if i wuz a Mod U WUD BE BANNED!!!!!

OHHHHH MY STOMACHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dacalion]

this freaky lil asian girl that i wanted to bone finally gave me a chance to hit and I busted putting the condom on.......very disheartening

Nahhh but seriously, I hope you just played that one off (like nobody saw it) and went on to handle your bizness. Please tell us that you jumped in, beat it down like a gladiator then turned, facing her and screamed "THIS IS SPARTA...", if you didn't, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL ILLIANS please lie to us (this one time).

=)

dac

 

[J Rilla]

if i wuz a Mod U WUD BE BANNED!!!!!

Good thing your not a Mod then huh?

Nahhh but seriously, I hope you just played that one off (like nobody saw it) and went on to handle your bizness. Please tell us that you jumped in, beat it down like a gladiator then turned, facing her and screamed "THIS IS SPARTA...", if you didn't, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL ILLIANS please lie to us (this one time).

=)

dac

The next time i saw her i did.....I was in a little rush that day..as you can probaly tell from the story..i always tend to get second chances becuz i'm extremely attractive..hahaha....dont hate..

 

[dacalion]

Props J, you represented! good job!

dac

 

[J Rilla]

Props J, you represented! good job!

dac

Thank you..hopefully i am on the way to earning sum respect back from ya'll......DON"T JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!

 

[DJ Xsinna]

Whoa, that had to have stung a bit. Been there and done that too...very scary feeling when youre young and not ready for kids. i feel ya X...

HAHAHAHA! Thats too crazy Ash, funny as heyell.

dac

Yeah man!! It was a scary situation when you are not ready and capable to take care of children. It all worked out though.

 

[Relic]

Several experiences that were shorter than me or my fling wanted them to be.
But 4 outta 21 + broads aint bad I guess, that usually while drunk and its been a long time.
Ironically the trois Ive had(strictly Chickly), I was up all night!

Hehe I remember this bank teller I picked up who came back to the crib one night and SHE got Reeeeaaal drunk, fallin and shit (I was good as well) so when it comes time to do the deed it was about 30 seconds..lol...
Man she was PISSED! Like a cat in heat and couldnt get none! LOL
Man she left mad as hell, I was like come back at a better time! LOL It was 3am and I had to be at work at like 7 but I didnt go.. I was sooo hungover that I could literally see the pillow throbing off my head the next day..
She was kinda fly though..Never heard from her again! LOL