What Are Your Chances Of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

Ummmmmmmmmmm, what? Did I miss something? Hehehe!

 

[Pug]

I find it amusing that even after rigor mortis sets in that the zombies in newer flicks have more agility and dexterity than the average living human.

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

I find it amusing that even after rigor mortis sets in that the zombies in newer flicks have more agility and dexterity than the average living human.

LMAO...........that is hilarioius now that you mention it.

 

[Iron Keys]

I find it amusing that even after rigor mortis sets in that the zombies in newer flicks have more agility and dexterity than the average living human.

in the newer flicks tho they usually turn into zombies before tht has a chane to kick in

 

[J Rilla]

I find it amusing that even after rigor mortis sets in that the zombies in newer flicks have more agility and dexterity than the average living human.

It depends on your definition of zombies...the ones in the "newer flick" are not actually living dead,but virus infected living victims make rigormortis a non factor....and it just a movie of course

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

It depends on your definition of zombies...the ones in the "newer flick" are not actually living dead,but virus infected living victims make rigormortis a non factor....and it just a movie of course

Good point on both counts.

I'm still kinda upset that "I Am Legend" is another zombie/vampire type movie.

 

[Iron Keys]

also they are dead and shouldnt be moving at all anyway. case closed

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

also they are dead and shouldnt be moving at all anyway. case closed

HAHA! He just can't give it up. LMAO!

 

[Iron Keys]

HAHA! He just can't give it up. LMAO!

NEVER!!!!! ha zombies arnt real, i swear down lol

 

[Pug]

It depends on your definition of zombies...the ones in the "newer flick" are not actually living dead,but virus infected living victims make rigormortis a non factor....and it just a movie of course

Ahh fair enough... I miss the days of plain old zombies, slow and stupid, where the real problem was that there was so many of them, but I guess things change.

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

Is it just me or is this thread awesome? LMAO! Vote for slow and stupid zombies today!

 

[Kontents]

You Have a 45% Chance of Survival!


weakness, its cause i aint got any canned foods

 

[Iron Keys]

Is it just me or is this thread awesome? LMAO! Vote for slow and stupid zombies today!

slow and stupid zombies for the win! can really pull back with tht baseball bat / machete / random object, and really let em have it! blao

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

slow and stupid zombies for the win! can really pull back with tht baseball bat / machete / random object, and really let em have it! blao

Hell yeah! I have a 9-Iron that has slow stupid zombie written all over it. Hehehe!

 

[Relic]

Shit slow and stupid zombies means an almost 100% survival probability!
Only if you screw up can they get you..

How bout the return of the living dead zombies where ANYHTING that was dead comes back, and you cant stop them no matter what..And they were pretty fast.
If you burn them it just goes into the air and creates an acid rain that turns anything it touches.. Ouch!
Im a huge zombie flick fan!

 

[Icemanbeats]

Ummmmmmmmmmm, what? Did I miss something? Hehehe!

there is nother quiz on the page how many 5 year old kids could u take in a fight

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

there is nother quiz on the page how many 5 year old kids could u take in a fight

LMAO! I don't know......maybe 100 or so possibly. Holy shit! Who came up with that gem? HAHAHA!

 

[Fury]

32%...aint that a bitch

 

[dj360_iNfInItE1]

LOL! I have a 56% chance of surviving.....Hehehe!

 

[DJ Excellence]

I thought Acebeatz and Mikelabz were zombies.

NEVER!!!!! ha zombies arnt real, i swear down lol