Weird Emails/Messages you get about music?

[Bobby Ffitch]

you ever get really weird people trying to do msuic stuff with you? i seem to get an inordinate amount of stranger emails/myspace messages etc. if you got the transcripts, might be funny to post some of the stuff.

hey yo,

i am an aspiring rapper/waiter/hater/smoker/poet/ and I really got hip to your beats! Are you also a dj or do you make beats exclusively!? I want some beats cause I was just sitting here freestyling to some of yours and I came up with some good shit, I really like how they flow, do you want to make an album? if not, I am going to have to buy some off you, cause I am sick of all my friends getting all the good beats and I get none!

Hit me back if you get a chance,

Also, what do you think about "The White Shadow" as a stage name, i kinda like it,

peace,

ill throw up some more later if anyones interested.

 

[eXampuL_oNe]

lol!!! The White Shadow!?

 

[Fade]

I should have kept all the emails I've received from the IllMuzik contact form. Holy shit it's hilarious! But yeah, I don't know why people bother sending out emails like that because it's just spam, instead they should be trying to hookup through online communities.

 

[Benny BuKu]

"The White Shadow"---LMAO!!!

I'm gonna call myself..."The Brown Sunshine"

 

[shadeed]

you ever get really weird people trying to do msuic stuff with you? i seem to get an inordinate amount of stranger emails/myspace messages etc. if you got the transcripts, might be funny to post some of the stuff.

ill throw up some more later if anyones interested.

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Weird emails and crazy requests, you have no clue. boy oh boy if I only had a nickel .....

I wouldn't post anybody's email up though, might burn a bridge. quite a few of those weird dudes in my inbox have actually gotten signed to major labels.

 

[Bobby Ffitch]

^ damn, you roll in powerful circles dude. the weird people who i get all just realize they arent meant for music.

 

[djswivel]

I get at least 20 a day on myspace....Most of them are Fabolous groupie dudes....They see I'm #1 on fab's top 8 so they think I'm super important. I've been asked to give them record deals, take a meeting at the studio, host mixtapes etc. Lots of stuff.

And for some reason I still get people asking for beats for $50, or cheap mixing/engineering.

 

[Sanova]

^ lol, yea man i knew you had some stories, especially wit the fabolous thing.

I get cats all the time dickriding me about how ill my beats are, and how sick i am in rappin. Then they ask for the old "lemme get this beat and I'll pay you on Friday when I get paid, but I need to rip this now" or.. "Yo lets do a collab on one of ur beats, just send the mp3 over"..

bitch, please.

 

[5th Sequence]

the worst one I got was a white sophmore in high school out of connecticut or someshit. He was sayin how our styles were meant for each other.. I checked his myspace it was sorediculous. like he bit a 6th graders rhymes and recorded it on a yakback.

 

[Bobby Ffitch]

I get a lot like that ^.

I get at least 20 a day on myspace....Most of them are Fabolous groupie dudes....They see I'm #1 on fab's top 8 so they think I'm super important. I've been asked to give them record deals, take a meeting at the studio, host mixtapes etc. Lots of stuff.

And for some reason I still get people asking for beats for $50, or cheap mixing/engineering.

I WISH i got more like that, asking to buy beats for 50. SMH stupid succesful swivel.

 

[djswivel]

^^^^

Shit, you can have em all haha...

 

[The Bastard]

i was emailed by a cat who claimed to be a vampire,and said he could only record at night...... i was straight wit that