uh...are you serious?

[Agent Smith]

ok so i was picking up some vinyl at access hip hop and there was a free cd where all the flyers were. Ok so stuff like that intrigues me...i picked it up and the front of the cd had a sticker on it of gary colemen and they wrote a little speech bubble in sharpie that said "free". "ok" i think, "i should at least give it a listen". so i did and i almost threw up. there are some albums that are terrible because the artist is joking around and knows it sucks, and then there are the ones that the artist is trying too hard but just doesnt have it.

then there are some where you are not sure if it is a joke or not because if it was a joke, it wouldnt even be that funny and if he was serious you feel really bad for him. This man's name is scuba chicken a.k.a. scuba slim. the only reason i still have this cd is because it makes me laugh, cry, and get angry at the same time. i honestly dont know what to do about this guy. does he have a brother that makes beats or something?

the best part is his album is for sale online. stones throw released a single of his and the album was mastered by daddy kev...

http://sandbox.pair.com/abstract/fn2002.html

give some of those tracks a listen.

 

[Haze47]

haha, sounds like he is attempting a madlib/quaz style flow, but failing hard...beats sound ok tho<-----i said that before i heard the actuall quas style bit!!!!

 

[andreas]

Man this has to be a spoof. He can't be serious. And nobody could have released this seriously, have they??
If they have they should all be fired.

This isn't even funny, this is just plain stupid

 

[O-H-TEN]

He sounds like that one 30 year old Pat lookin' dude that rapped on the net and now has his own show. I can never remember dudes' name. Andy something I think.
ONE

 

[KurtisRich]

LOL Funk Da Bitch lol

 

[Shonsteez]

Lame....That fool got Daddy Kev on a track and he sucks a dick! WTF!???

Its gotta be a joke, plus dudes beats dont even sound fresh!

 

[Lex]

I think my ears are bleeding.

That can't be serious though? Stones Throw records too???....

 

[andreas]

Man, this has to be a joke. Stones Throw? Comon!!
It's a kinda big step from Rasco (who's a big inspiration of mine) to this crappy nappy ass dude.

"Dude, your been Punk'd" I reckon

 

[Agent Smith]

i read the stones throw bit on this review of his record online...ill try to find it

http://stylusmagazine.com/review.php?ID=927 here we go

 

[Shonsteez]

LOL...Goddam thats homosexual!!!......

 

[scubaslim]

Scuba Website!

midgetloverrecords.150m.com

 

[Agent Smith]

hahahhahah YES!!!

 

[The Bastard]

Sounds Like A Typical Backpacker, Hell Suffer In Hip Hop Hell

 

[WingsOfAnAngel]

Scuba Slim 2002 Interview

Q: Tell me about your style of rap, how you got into it, and how you record including what instuments & equipment.
A: I guess I'd call it retard rap

Laughing Out Loud,
Wings

 

[Chrono]

well mainstream has bling, necro has death, an i guess scuba's covering handycap rap. btw i made up the phrase handycap rap scuba so don't steal it