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THE WORD "FUCK".....

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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.


It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Mikey fucked Kyle) and intransitive (Kyle was fucked by Mikey). It can be an action verb (Mikey really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

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Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"


It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...


"What the fuck was that?"

- Mayor of Hiroshima


"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"

- Captain of the Titanic


"That's not a real fucking gun."

- John Lennon


"Who's gonna fucking find out?"

- Richard Nixon


"Heads are going to fucking roll."

- Anne Boleyn


"Let the fucking woman drive."

- Commander of Space Shuttle


"What fucking map?"

- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher


"Any fucking idiot could understand that."

- Albert Einstein


"It does so fucking look like her!"

- Picasso


"How the fuck did you work that out?"

- Pythagoras


"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"

- Michaelangelo


"Fuck a duck."

- Walt Disney


"Why?- Because its fucking there!"

- Edmund Hilary


"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"

- Joan of Arc


"Scattered fucking showers my ass."

- Noah


"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."

- John F. Kennedy
 
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So fucking versatile.

Really though, I heard a few months back that a group of college professors deemed the word offically part of the American English language, saying that it has its place.
 
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKS?

THE AMOUNT OF GAYS ON TV.

WHAT THE "FUCK"...
 
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Variant #1
Email text contributed by T. McInnis, 22 March 2001:


In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.



Variant #2
From a Usenet posting, 1 Nov 1990:


The word fuck comes from colonial times, when someone would be punished for 'prostitution' It was an acronym for the words


'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'
FUCK was written on the stocks that held these criminals because For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was too long to go on the stocks.



Variant #3
From a Usenet posting, 12 Oct 1990:


I always heard that "F.U.C.K." originated in the 1800's in London, when they used to charge prostitutes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". So officer got sick and tired of writing those, um, lessee, 26 characters, not including spaces, so it got abbreviated FUCK and stuck.



Comments: Having consulted the definitive reference work on this subject (yes, there is such a thing: "The F-Word" by Jesse Sheidlower, published by Random House in 1999), we feel confident in dismissing the above claims as imaginative bunk.

The word "fuck" did not originate as an acronym. It crept, fully formed, into the English language from Dutch or Low German around the 15th century — it's impossible to say precisely when because so little documentary evidence exists, probably due to the fact that the word was so taboo throughout its early history that people were afraid to write it down. (The American Heritage Dictionary says its first known occurrence in English literature was in the satirical poem, "Flen, Flyss" (c.1500), where it was both disguised as a Latin word and encrypted — "gxddbov," deciphered as "fuccant," pseudo-Latin for "they fuck.")

According to Sheidlower, the earliest print mentions of supposed acronymic origins for the F-word appeared in the 1960s. An underground newspaper called the East Village Other published this version in 1967:

It's not commonly known that the word "fuck" originated as a medical diagnostic notation on the documests of soldiers in the British Imperial Army. When a soldier reported sick and was found to have V.D., the abbreviation F.U.C.K. was stamped on his documents. It was short for "Found Under Carnal Knowledge."
Two more variants appeared in a letter published in Playboy magazine in 1970:

My friend claims that the word fuck originated in the 15th Century, when a married couple needed permission from the king to procreate. Hence, Fornication Under Consent of the King. I maintain that it's an acronym of a law term used in the 1500s that referred to rape as Forced Unnatural Carnal Knowledge."
Undoubtedly the most famous use of this etymological travesty was as the title of the 1991 Van Halen album, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge."
 
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