The Dark Knight

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why on earth would you assume nobody would be there?

man, I drove almost an hour away just to watch this movie at an IMAX theater at a really late showing with my wife. I figured nobody would be there. when I got to the theater they were sold out, and the line streched like around the block... Bitches. I'm going again on my next day off, but I'mma buy the tickets ahead of time...lol.

why would this thought even creep into you head? lol sorry taht shit happened but uh...

this is easily the most anticipated movie of the ast 5 years (at least) and it just came out, and imax to boot? that spells sold out. i coulda told you that without checkin.
 

Ominous

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lol,,yeah, i saw it again lst night and homegirl behind us screamed loud as hell. Yeah, tis movie is classic...

Yeah. I laughed on that part because I honestly did not expect that kind of sh*t to go down in this movie. I think part of it too was people weren't hyping it up to me. People would just say, "go see it." And then I came away surprised at how much they put into the movie.

I don't know where they would take the next movie. I don't know how you top Joker. I don't think you do. I think they focus on stoopid action and introduce Robin and then call it a wrap.
 

Vice

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finally seen it, and it was dope. Joker is the shit, and that "magic trick" scene in the beginning had me rolling. Anyone who hasn't, go see it.
 
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finally seen it, and it was dope. Joker is the shit, and that "magic trick" scene in the beginning had me rolling. Anyone who hasn't, go see it.


yea lmao and right before the pencil trick when he entered the room how he was laughing was funny, but the best was when he threw the money stack at that little asian dudes head
 
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Great movie, i cant wait for the third one... so who will be he vilain?/ Ridller, catwoman, penguin, Bane, Manbat?
 
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The Arkitekt

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they better do a good job if its any of those, in the rest 0f the movies with them the actors played those roles really bad
 
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^^?? what are you talking about???? The movies that were made in the 90s? The movies themselves maybe werrent great ( besides the original) but Jack nicholson( joker) , Danny devito ( penguin) Michelle Pfeifer( catwoman) Fucking JIm Careey as Riddler was fucking awsome and I think Tommy lee jones did a decent job with Two face
 
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yea id really like to see a good penguin, devitos penguin sucked

most: riddler was the only one that was played good, and tommy did OK with two face
 

Ominous

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My ideas for the 3rd movie...

Batman is treated like a criminal. So he needs to lay low. He focuses on his new Bat Cave and needs help fixing it up and is working on a new suit and a jet. He is introduced to Morgan Freeman's nephew who becomes an assistant because Morgan is too old to lift sh*t. The kid was an MMA fighter but had to serve jail time for fighting in the streets, which he did to survive since his parents were killed by a dirty cop.

Batman goes out looking for criminals and then runs into the newly introduced Bain, who is a juiced up cop with a hard-on for Batman. Batman loses the fight but before his identity is compromised, his new assistant shows up wearing the new armor Batman was working on and saves his ass. This young fellow ends up being Robin, who is now BLACK.* Robin realizes Bain is the crazy cop that killed his parents.

IN the mean time the criminals get away and it turns out they were working for the Penguin. The Penguin works in a meat locker so he likes the cold, is a little crazy and a little deformed and is nicknamed The Penguin by his coworkers. He teams up with Frost and they want to break levies flooding Gotham and then freezing the water turning Gotham into an Arctic like state. This give you a chance to see Batman's dope ass boat, and snow mobile as well as Robin's snow boarder skills.

Things get out of hand because Batman's bad boy image has attracted the attention of Catwoman.

Robin kicks Bain's ass and Batman deals with Penguin and Frost.

Batman uses his huge microwave laser form the first movie to evaporate the water and it ends up turning into snow. Gotham falls in love with him because he saved their city and makes it snow for the very first time.

Roll the credits, you see a quick appearance of an Alien in Gotham which gets killed by a Predator, hinting out the the making of a Batman vs Predator movie.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Casting Call:

Batman = Bale

Robin = Lorenz Tate or Sean William Scott

Penguin = Paul Giamatti

Frost = The Rock or Vin Diesel

Bain = Bob Sapp

Catwoman = Angelina Jolie or ???



*I am Black and I normally cringe at the idea of casting Black people for traditionally white roles, but this is the only way I could think of to bring Robin in the picture and not have him be some goof ball. You can sub him for a white boy and say he was the Butler's nephew.
 

Cleverwon

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^^^^^^^WORD THA FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!! and im feelin that pacino isnt screamin his lines in this shit.
 

Cleverwon

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Oh wait, im thinkin of a diff preview.
 
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