Snaps Thread!

[Agent Smith]

you're so stupid you thought fruit punch was a gay boxer?
eh?

eh?
your momma got a wooden leg with moss growing on the north side?

eh?

eh?

 

[Chrono]

i fucked your mom!!

ohhhh a punchlineless snap.. who knew

 

[KurtisRich]

YO MOMMA'S LIKE A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN, TWO COCKS N SHE BLOWS!!

or go to your buddy and tell him, " Yo tell your mom to stop wearing different colored lipstick" he replies," why?" you tell him, "Cuz I'm getting a rainbow around my dick!"

 

[Precog]

Your mommas so old, when she farts, dust comes out!

Your mommas so stupid, she starved to death when she got locked in a supermarket!

Your mommas like toothpaste, shes always squeezin out the white stuff!

 

[Chrono]

yo your moms got no class.. i asked how she was doing an she said fine that shes makin 5 bucks for head now.. yeah plus she smells like a wet ciggerette snipe!!

 

[Cleverwon]

Ya moms sells pussy on credit, they just slide the credit card through her ass crack.

 

[Agent Smith]

hahaha wtf


you are so short you can swan dive off a midget's dick

 

[Gene Flo]

yo mama so fat... when i tried to push her .. her body sucked me right in...o0o0o0o


www.myspace.com/spanishharlem

 

[Agent Smith]

your momma so fat, whenever your dad gets the courage to have sex with her, he has to use bread crumbs to find his way back

 

[Carpe Diem]

yo mama got aids

hahahha ,this one smacked it

 

[BAUSMAN]

yo mama so fat she...

uses a mattres for a tampon
irons her clothes on the freeway
jumped in the air and got stuck
on both sides of the family
bleeds ragu and sweats crisco

yo mamas so old she...

farted and dust came out
got cobb webs in her pussy

 

[Freakwncy]

yo moms is sooo fat... when she entered the world largest gang bang, both cast and crew had to join in to count as one...

 

[Chrono]

Yo mama got a glasss eye wit a fish in it...

hah Pharcyde quote.

 

[Benny BuKu]

Yo P,
Ya moms got SARS

Yo Stress,

Ya moms is so fat she got mildew growin under her titties!

Yo Fury,

Ya moms is so stupid that if you tell her to have safe sex she looks for the seat belt!

 

[classic]

Yo P,
Ya moms got SARS

HAHAHA

thats some funny shit,

He said your moma so sick the bitch got the bird flu

 

[Benny BuKu]

HAHAHA

thats some funny shit,

He said your moma so sick the bitch got the bird flu

You heard what the most common symptons of the bird flu is right?
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's
windshield.

 

[StressWon]

Yo Momma so poor, she can't afford air

 

[Cleverwon]

Buku's momma's gums are so black that she spits yoohoo.

 

[Benny BuKu]

Craig Mack even said PA's moms is ugly!

 

[Fury]

Buku's mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer!!!