Silly Rhymes

[Ominous]

[HipHopTime]
Step to Ominous Red...
Wake up Dead.
Boot to the head,
I'll beat you with your own Keds.
Yeah...you know the shoe...
Acting like you ain't knew,
You know you own a few.
Black, Red and Blue.
With some glitter on the side...
Hearts on the bottom...
Don't forget your Keds Time!
Yeah momma, I gottem!
You suck ass crack...
Just a fuck'n forum Groupie.
Tomorrow you can tell your boyfriends that you blew me.
Dick in yo' booty...
Hip Hop Time is fruity.
You got a tattoo that says B.B.D. Do Me.
Fuck Hip Hop Time...
You're as gay as this Rhyme.
Which is a gay as your name,
You should change it to lame.
Next time you wanna battle,
because you got bored...
Take you bitch ass to the MC Board.

I dropped this on a kid in a forum who started sh*t with me for no apparent reason. You got a silly rhyme you remember from a song or wrote one your self..post...po po po....post it up.

Here is the link the thread where this came from:
http://forums.undergroundhiphop.com/readpost.asp?Forum=GenDiscussion&Whichpage=1&QuestionID=730858

 

[vitaminman]

Cold coolin' at Taco Bell
Lookin' for some action
I wanted some tasty vittles
But couldn't get no satisfaction

The tacos taste like dirt
The cheese burritos not much better
I suggested that they use
Some Rosarita and some cheddar

The manager walked up to me
And gave me a cold glance
I spat in his face, walked out in haste
And went home to romance

I opened up the freezer
And got some Rosarita
And some peppers and some meat
And a flour tortilla

Chunky Cold Fajita

 

[Copenhagen]

^^^^HA HA good one Nick...I was already rapping Funky Cold Medina in my head before I even got to the second paragraph...

 

[Ash Holmz]

lemonade was popular drink and still is?????? what the fuck

and how bout tribe's classic low end theory album...they talked about some dumb ass shit..still a classic though

 

[Ominous]

This year Halloween fell on a weekend
Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin
Robbin little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back, and he was right before our face
He'd be in for a squabble no doubt
So I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth
He was goin down, we figured
But this was no ordinary nigga
He stood about six or seven feet
Now, that's the nigga I'd be seein in my sleep
So we triple-teamed on him
Droppin them motherfuckin B's on him
The more I swung the more blood flew
Then he disappeared and my boys disappeared, too
Then I felt just like a fiend
It wasn't even close to Halloween
It was dark as fuck on the streets
My hands were all bloody, from punchin on the concrete
God damn, homie
My mind is playin tricks on me

 

[Guevara]

ominous you are having too much fun wit this, save some space for verybody else...lol