Papapapapapa party till I die

[DPrezd Beggar]

Was about to fill my rhyme book with some mobster shit, just for the funz.

Then i remembered Rae..

 

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3Pac was born

Jesus christ that's awful. Awful parenting.

 

[2GooD Productions]

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

I wish i could do storytelling, but got nuffin to tell...fml..

Making up stories feels like being a mark to me. :/

 

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I wonder why there was never an official video for this one:

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

i aint racist btw. xd

 

[Fade]

LOL the confusion on his face.

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

I wonder why there was never an official video for this one:

How did i not know this track? FK the beat...straight MUGGIN N THUGGIN

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

 

[Fade]

How did i not know this track? FK the beat...straight MUGGIN N THUGGIN

You never heard that one? It's a classic love song.

I can't see this shit. Says not in my country wtf.

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

You never heard that one? It's a classic love song.

I can't see this shit. Says not in my country wtf.

You cant see shit i can? Ayyy tf is up with Canada?

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

Yoooo, how does a cat say it has pain in english?







ME OWWW

 

[Fade]

Yoooo, how does a cat say it has pain in english?







ME OWWW

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

I love stupid jokes

Dad jokes the best.

 

[Fade]

I love stupid jokes

Dad jokes the best.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says "hey, what's with the long face?".

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

4 guys standing at a train station, a british, spanish, french and a german.
They notice a juggler but cant see him, since theres a wall in between, they only can see the top of his head and the balls flying.
They try to reach over the wall and the juggler notices it and decides to get a big wooden crate, stand on it and juggle. He asks the guys: "Can you see me now?"

The guys respond:

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says "hey, what's with the long face?".

A cowboy walks into a barber shop. When he comes out, his Pony is gone.

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

If a midget walks up to a woman and tells her that her hair smells nice. Would that be sexual harassment?

 

[DPrezd Beggar]

What does mafia and cunnilingus have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you re in deep shit.