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Sanova

Guess Who's Back
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 9
hhaah yea i saw this on the show the other day lmfao
 

kaivai

Reppin V.I.C
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Battle Points: 5
"i wrote this a long time ago, a real long time ago...in 94"

"tupac rip...ok i will"
 

Qwerty

Sshsh-Straight fiya!
ill o.g.
"don't hit the table cuz the record might skippp skippp...i told you, stop hitting the table" loooll

or
"Half america vote for George W.....I'm talking about George W...SMITH, he's a snytch, he ran for city counsil in Oakland in 93..so you might not know him" looool the face of Chappelle in this skit is priceless.

I dl the 1rst episode yesterday, went and bought the DVD 2day, cuz that one episode was siiiiiiiick as fuck, it was probably and already one of the best episode ever of the Chappelle Show
 

kaivai

Reppin V.I.C
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Battle Points: 5
unfortunately, muthafuckas havent got the brains to get dave chappelles comedy, we dont have any DVDs or TV shows except for "killing them Softly" which is fucking funny as hell
 

dj360_iNfInItE1

UNDeRGROUND STaTE of MiND
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 16
LMAO, I saw this on Comedy Central too the other night. Dave Chappelle is a funny mutha fucka. I wish he could have kept doing his show. Definitely the most talked about sketch comedy show in decades. I don't think a sketch comedy show has had this much attention since "The Carol Burnett Show" back in the day and then before that "Rowan and Martin's: Laugh In". That show was fuckin hilarious by the way.
 

Qwerty

Sshsh-Straight fiya!
ill o.g.
kaivai said:
unfortunately, muthafuckas havent got the brains to get dave chappelles comedy, we dont have any DVDs or TV shows except for "killing them Softly" which is fucking funny as hell

What are you talking about????? Who's the "we"?? and who's the "muthafuckas"??

By the way there's another HBO special by dave, i forgot the name, it was made after killing them softly....oh yeah just went to find it: "For What It's Worth" that shit was funny too
 

eXampuL_oNe

LOW-PRO
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 21
"The girl in the mini skirt, Has bad taste cause her shirt don't match, got a toilet stain on the back. Now what the Fkuc is that, it might be DOO-DOOOOO!!!!"
 

Ominous

OminousRed.com
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I got to see Chapelle in concert. Best tickets I ever paid for. He ripped on some heckler for shouting out "Sesame StreeT" over and over again. he promised he'd do the bit at the end of his act. After the show was over he left the stage and they cut the lights back on.

He came back out on stage and made everyone come back in to he could live up to his promise of telling the sesame street jokes. But he refused to tell the jokes until he got a cigarette because he officially was on break. So he asked if anyone on the crowd had a cigarette. Next thing you know... everyone threw cigs on stage. he was like "HELL YEAH! Keeping coming.... cigarettes are expense as hell. This is the best tip I ever got!" Someone threw a cell phone on stage. "Hell... phuck a cell phone.... where the hell is all the weed at?"

No Lie.. fools was throwing whole bags of weed on stage....

Them some guys yells out "Dave!" And Chappelle was like "Damn! Why is the joint all red? What the hell you trying to give me man? You know what ... I don't mean no disrespect, but I'm from the old school.... back when drug deals was secret...." Then he pointed at 2 cops standing right over by the entrance. Everyone was laughing.

The funniest part was... he picked up every last cig and put in in his hat. All of them.
 

Qwerty

Sshsh-Straight fiya!
ill o.g.
Ominous said:
I got to see Chapelle in concert. Best tickets I ever paid for. He ripped on some heckler for shouting out "Sesame StreeT" over and over again. he promised he'd do the bit at the end of his act. After the show was over he left the stage and they cut the lights back on.

He came back out on stage and made everyone come back in to he could live up to his promise of telling the sesame street jokes. But he refused to tell the jokes until he got a cigarette because he officially was on break. So he asked if anyone on the crowd had a cigarette. Next thing you know... everyone threw cigs on stage. he was like "HELL YEAH! Keeping coming.... cigarettes are expense as hell. This is the best tip I ever got!" Someone threw a cell phone on stage. "Hell... phuck a cell phone.... where the hell is all the weed at?"

No Lie.. fools was throwing whole bags of weed on stage....

Them some guys yells out "Dave!" And Chappelle was like "Damn! Why is the joint all red? What the hell you trying to give me man? You know what ... I don't mean no disrespect, but I'm from the old school.... back when drug deals was secret...." Then he pointed at 2 cops standing right over by the entrance. Everyone was laughing.

The funniest part was... he picked up every last cig and put in in his hat. All of them.

Damn you lol, I live in Canada, Montreal. And guyz like Chappelle and Chris Rock ( my 2 favorites with Seinfeld) don't really come here, cuz there humor is based a lot on Africain Americain culture and I think their' affraid people here might not get it. I hope I get to see one of them one day!!
 
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