Kanye West's 10 best lines from his new album

[Fade]

From the album "Yeezus". Is this true? If it is, WOW:

"As soon as I pull up and park the Benz / we get this bitch shaken like Parkinson's." - On Sight

" I am a god / so hurry up with my damn massage / in a French ass restaurant / HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS!" -I Am A God

"There's leaders, and followers / but I'd rather be a dick than a swallower" -New Slaves

"Fuck you and your Hampton house / I fuck your Hampton spouse / Came on her Hampton blouse / and in her Hampton mouth" -New Slaves

"When I parked my Range Rover / I Slightly scratched your Corolla / Okay I smashed your Corolla" -Hold My Liquor

"Eatin' Asian p----, all I need was sweet and sour sauce!" -I'm In It

"Black girl, sipping white wine/Put my fist in her like the Civil Rights sign." -I'm In It

"She said can you can my friends in the club?/ I said can you get my Benz in the club?/ If not, treat your friends like my Benz. Park they ass outside to till the evening ends." -Send It Up

"Hey, you remember where we first met?/ OK, I don't remember where we first met/ But, hey, admitting is the first step." -Bound 2

"She asked me what I wished for on my wish list/Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?" -Bound 2

 

[thedreampolice]

I have always loved Kanye, and defended him. But after listening through his new album, it is horrible. From start to finish. I have NOT A SINGLE good thing to say. WOW

 

[Pug]

I'm almost surprised his head hasn't exploded yet, but who knows, that might be something we can witness in our time.

 

[Fade]

I'm almost surprised his head hasn't exploded yet, but who knows, that might be something we can witness in our time.

I would pay to see that.

 

[Formant024]

^^^i second that, bring that man closer to god

 

[thedreampolice]

One of my friend thinks he is just trolling with this album. I have literally liked everything he has ever done in fact "My dark twisted fantasy" is proof that hip-hop can be art. But this thing is.....ugh

 

[Formant024]

^^ thats personal preference, theres not a single thing ive liked ever bout whatever he made...ever

 

[SoberMindedMuzk]

Sorry to break the news to u guys, but it's already critically acclaimed. These are weird times we're in.

 

[thedreampolice]

I know, wth man? Music reviewers are nuts!

 

[Fade]

Any music critic that is saying the album is good is either:

A. Nuts
B. Deaf
C. Being paid

 

[SoberMindedMuzk]

Any music critic that is saying the album is good is either:

A. Nuts
B. Deaf
C. Being paid

don't forget coked out

 

[Ozmosis]

Its experimental. I didnt like 808 and Heartbreaks and this new one I havnt finished listening to it. You push the limits try something diff, if its hot its hot, if it flops it flops. Im sure his next album will be more familiar to the ears.

 

[StressWon]

critics are no talent hacks that have no skills at anything

 

[J Rilla]

I have never been so confused listening to an album....saying that I commend him for not letting other people dictate what type of music he wants to put out there. Music is an artform and just because you may not see the beauty in someone else art doesnt mean its ugly.......

 

[SoberMindedMuzk]

I have never been so confused listening to an album....saying that I commend him for not letting other people dictate what type of music he wants to put out there. Music is an artform and just because you may not see the beauty in someone else art doesnt mean its ugly.......

Respect

 

[2infamouz]

The coldest parts were the pauses between words. Had me off my seat when they dropped out his voice...everytime.

 

[thedreampolice]

LMFAO @ This ^^^^

 

[thedreampolice]

I FOUND THE BEST REVIEW OF THE ALBUM YET! http://www.okayplayer.com/news/kanye-west-yeezus-review-by-big-ghost.html

 

[Formant024]

^^ yeah it reads funny (read it yesterday) but there's this overpoliteness with all reviews except for a few that noticed the same; most people dont want to bite kanye even if it is crap for the sake of it being some next level hiphop project.

ghost has cool reviews and they're fun to read but his rating was bs for the review he gave. yeah he gets his formidable ranting on the album but it doesnt reflect the score (for the obvious reason).

Heck, if the name kanye wasnt attached to it most people would be saying its straight up trash.

and yeah, it isnt even my cup of tea so i might be a bit biased but then i refer to what god said in fade's rant.
This shit is stupid like wshh.com, hipsters be diggin it because its fits level of stupidity you'll find with eh.. hipsters.

kanye, gtfo!

 

[thedreampolice]

My friend made this about Kanyes new album