I am moving this weekend, I got Swine flu and I am in a hotel in IL

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sYgMa

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Haha Try telling that to the young men and women that was in general good health just before contracting H1N1 and still kicked the dirty lil shit pale. But seriously be careful what you believe man 9 times out of 10 big brother will say anything to keep things like the swine flu, bird flu, West Nile disease from being viewed as a serious life threatening pandemic. It will cause mass hysteria and civil unrest real fast when mofos start sneezing and ish on a train or at target. Look at how people still look at HIV/AIDS today.... He got aids aww shit I better hold my breath cause I don’t want to get it lol. Its sad but true.
On a more serious note and to further prove my point. In the mid to late 80's there we a viral outbreak that caused some people to transform into Zombies. Yes I said it Zombies I saw it with my own two eyes in 1984 ft Greene Brooklyn. The problem started getting out of hand. All over the ghettos, trailer parks, and projects across America these Zombies started showing up and attacking lil children and random people for their belongings. A bout 3 months later it started showing up on the local news. Next thing you know we had a zombie epidemic on the brink. Good thing there was no internet available at that time to the masses.
World scientist across the world worked for months trying to figure out wtf was going on and how could they stop this from going on. Then boom they came up with some shit called Crack Cocaine and the zombie test subjects went crazy for the stuff. They even stopped attacking random people, breaking into houses, and scaring old ladies and ish. A lil while later the government pumped the ghettos and projects with this zombie pacifying sedative "Crack Cocaine" and blamed the drug on the zombification of hundreds of thousand of poor souls. Over 20 years later this info is still not known to the public. And is classified. In fact I may lose my job in the military along with my security clearance and be jailed for letting this out but I don’t care you hear me Uncle Sam? These Mofos actually put me.... ME... on a grave yard shift. They know I got a studio to run with sessions around the clock. I gotta make this paper son the military don’t pay shit. They tryna keep a brother down!!!! RaadDDiiiioooo000!!!!!!! Oh ok my bad son.... This is what happens when they leave me on post alone at 03:51 with my blackberry shit its cold.

Peace

Man, you have imagination... Had to read till the end.

But on another note... that swine flu thing... I don't know. I mean, right now, there are illness way more dangerous than the swine flu and no one is taking care of them that much...

Also, if you recall, there was the "bird flu" a while back and it was also supposed to be a pandemic. But all of a sudden, we don't hear about it anymore... wierd huh? It was also a Influenza A virus (the H5N1).

Thing is every year the influenza virus is evolving and changing. I'm almost sure that, next year, there is gonna be a new strain of Influenza... I'm just wondering what animal they're gonna choose.
 
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