How ill are you?
- Thread starter Freakwncy
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Beat This!The next Beat This! Competition is from November 27-28th!
jaydub23510
ILLIEN
ill o.g.
Happy IllDay Freakwncy!!!
Cold Truth
IllMuzik Moderator
i'm a little over an Ill old.. 1 Ill, 3 months.
23 years dope, though.
23 years dope, though.
Fade
The Beat Strangler
Administrator
illest o.g.
Hhahhaa. I can see a big family picnic:
"Welcome to ILLDay" <-- big banner from tree to tree.
Freak's on the grill cooking up the dogs and burgers.
Cold Truth's chasing down little kids and kicking their ass.
Changalang's the bartender (like you didn't know).
Stresswon's just chilling under a tree - stoned.
Classic's signing autographs as Chris Tucker.
And I'm the MC for the pornstar wet t-shirt contest.
Everyone feel free to contribute to this list!
"Welcome to ILLDay" <-- big banner from tree to tree.
Freak's on the grill cooking up the dogs and burgers.
Cold Truth's chasing down little kids and kicking their ass.
Changalang's the bartender (like you didn't know).
Stresswon's just chilling under a tree - stoned.
Classic's signing autographs as Chris Tucker.
And I'm the MC for the pornstar wet t-shirt contest.
Everyone feel free to contribute to this list!
Cold Truth
IllMuzik Moderator
Myself running "Welcome Newbies Bootcamp", Screaming red and puffing on a cigar
Fade telling me to take it easy
Guevara bitch slapping random people
Wings giving everyone baloons and a hug, and taking pictures
Tricky busting everyones ass on the dance floor
EQ and Hoppa cuttin it up on the wheels
Stress bringing a weed salad
Classic punching kids in the mouth with me
Classic and Jaydub arguing and then knocking down some beers, comparing lil john tracks
Deuce just chillin with his new wife
Merc's 5 year old schooling us all on the finer points of the freestyle
Fade telling me to take it easy
Guevara bitch slapping random people
Wings giving everyone baloons and a hug, and taking pictures
Tricky busting everyones ass on the dance floor
EQ and Hoppa cuttin it up on the wheels
Stress bringing a weed salad
Classic punching kids in the mouth with me
Classic and Jaydub arguing and then knocking down some beers, comparing lil john tracks
Deuce just chillin with his new wife
Merc's 5 year old schooling us all on the finer points of the freestyle
Streetwize
Beat Architects !
wings is like santa but for the whole year round
lol
lol
Freakwncy
IllMuzik Moderator
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 17
God is dressed up as a cop, who comes to tell us to keep it down, but for some reason, no one notices he has two beers in his hand...
Intrcty is fighting w/ Fade for telling Cold to take it easy on the Newbies
to Stress "I said away from the food!, it's not done yet, I know you got the munchies!"
to Wings " Hurry, go snatch that cottencandy from Duece's mouth, he knows better!"
to Chang " Damn, this drink is strong!, How about you make me another, but stronger!"
to Merc's kid "Hey, you see that guy over there, that's Chris Tucker"
Merc's kid "Chris Tucker?, man he's WACK!, I heard Madlib was going to be here!"
to Hoppa "Hey Hoppa, Watch were you're throwing those Glo-Sticks!"
to Fade "Fade, Take the mask off and stop scarying the kids! Oh, and Cope called and said He's going to be late, becuz he's painting his apartment."
"Where's Dac. isnt he bringing the xtra records"
A.Deluxe is ballin up kats on the courts, And 1 style
And we're still trying to figure out which gyal at the party is ProducerGyal
Look Holmz brought Jermine Dupri w/ him
Intrcty is fighting w/ Fade for telling Cold to take it easy on the Newbies
to Stress "I said away from the food!, it's not done yet, I know you got the munchies!"
to Wings " Hurry, go snatch that cottencandy from Duece's mouth, he knows better!"
to Chang " Damn, this drink is strong!, How about you make me another, but stronger!"
to Merc's kid "Hey, you see that guy over there, that's Chris Tucker"
Merc's kid "Chris Tucker?, man he's WACK!, I heard Madlib was going to be here!"
to Hoppa "Hey Hoppa, Watch were you're throwing those Glo-Sticks!"
to Fade "Fade, Take the mask off and stop scarying the kids! Oh, and Cope called and said He's going to be late, becuz he's painting his apartment."
"Where's Dac. isnt he bringing the xtra records"
A.Deluxe is ballin up kats on the courts, And 1 style
And we're still trying to figure out which gyal at the party is ProducerGyal
Look Holmz brought Jermine Dupri w/ him
changalang
i make beats
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 39
im about a year and a month old here, reading all of those alcohol refrences i havent gotten drunk in a while lol
C
Copenhagen
Guest
Freakwncy said:
LOL! Hey man, I ain't painting no shit no more...I moved, remember! I'm all set, apartment is finished and everything.
To Freak, "Yo take your mother's pearl necklace off for once, and get behind the grill you lazy bum".
To Stress, "Hey homegirl, turn off Dr. Phil and that blunt, and join the party".
To Deuce, "Yo Herb, wake up, stop snoring, and get some more burgers for the grill...this ain't Chico, there's no siesta's"
To Afrique, "Hey! Where you're going with that beer...can I see some ID."
To Fade, "Please Fade, get out off that wifebeater, those hotpants, and let's please hear something else than Culture Club's "Do you really want to hurt me", we've heard it 4 times now!".
To Rigor, "Thanks for supplying all the meat for the B-B-Q, how did you get a hold of so much? And what's the bags of blood for? And hey, why was the police here earlier asking about your ex-girlfriend's mysterious disappearance?"
To Holmzini, "OK, HERE ARE THE GROUND RULES, REPEAT AFTER ME...Wedding ring or nearby boyfriend means NO SMASH, no wedding ring or nearby boyfriend means knock yourself out...OK?"
Btw, it seems that I am only 1 ill, 5 months, and 1150 posts old...
Freakwncy
IllMuzik Moderator
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 17
Copenhagen said:
LOL....
to Cope "It's a Hawaiian necklace, and it's fashionable!"
to Rigor "Girlfriend?, You told me you went hunting last wkend!"
to Holmz " Just tell Cope, "I'm not a playa I just SMASH alot!"
" Hey, Look guys, I think that's ProducerGyal, nah, That Fade doin his Britney Spears impression, My bad!"
to A.Deluxe "Don't listen to Cope, you can have all the O’Doul’s you want."