God
Creator of the Universe
ill o.g.
Yo I thought this shit was funny. Thought I'd share.
I texted some chick I knew when I was a lil' "under the weather" and asked her if she wanted to go check out the philarmonic. You know, classy night out. She's never been and I was like... what the hell.
Then I gets a call from another girl and I like her better... so I switch up. I forget to tell the first chick.
I have NEVER gotten hit up on my Facebook profile so many times by a chick waiting for a response from me. She was doing the "baiting" thing. Went from zero interaction with her for a while to non-stop every day.
Examples:
1) Can you get me into ....
2) We (Her and one of my actual good friends) want to go hang out in ____ what's a classy and sophisticated place to go there?
3) At the ____ thought I saw your car pull up.
4) Are you going to Miami on... I might be there.
5) Do you want anything from Nordstrom?
Responses:
1) No, I don't have enough pull there right now, but I can miraculously get in AFTER you leave.
2) Sophisticated for you or for people with actual standards?
3) Yeah I pulled up. Notice how I didn't say "hi."
4) Yes, in FL til _____. I'm here with one of my GFs - you can join us in the hot tub if you want to - she's bi.
5) Yes. I want you to buy a garbage can and throw your cel phone in it.
Gold digger fa real.
I texted some chick I knew when I was a lil' "under the weather" and asked her if she wanted to go check out the philarmonic. You know, classy night out. She's never been and I was like... what the hell.
Then I gets a call from another girl and I like her better... so I switch up. I forget to tell the first chick.
I have NEVER gotten hit up on my Facebook profile so many times by a chick waiting for a response from me. She was doing the "baiting" thing. Went from zero interaction with her for a while to non-stop every day.
Examples:
1) Can you get me into ....
2) We (Her and one of my actual good friends) want to go hang out in ____ what's a classy and sophisticated place to go there?
3) At the ____ thought I saw your car pull up.
4) Are you going to Miami on... I might be there.
5) Do you want anything from Nordstrom?
Responses:
1) No, I don't have enough pull there right now, but I can miraculously get in AFTER you leave.
2) Sophisticated for you or for people with actual standards?
3) Yeah I pulled up. Notice how I didn't say "hi."
4) Yes, in FL til _____. I'm here with one of my GFs - you can join us in the hot tub if you want to - she's bi.
5) Yes. I want you to buy a garbage can and throw your cel phone in it.
Gold digger fa real.
