Got ure self a gun.. fool..

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RigorMortis

Army Of Darkness
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Cleverwon

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Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!! What a dickhead!
 

Craig Gantt

Microphone Violator
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ahahahahahahaha Americas stupidest criminals, anybody ever seen that show? There was this dude tryna rob a corner store but instead of using a stockin or a ski mask he wanted to use a trash bag but he forgot to poke holes in it so he runs in the store throws the bag over his head runs around a lil and goes unconcious lol.
 

UnOwn

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That shit was funny...
I guess we really do need better gun control in the US...LOL
 
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All you guys are laughin, but next time your dead broke and you got no place to live what are you gonna do?
 

Fade

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Goldy_C said:
ahahahahahahaha Americas stupidest criminals, anybody ever seen that show? There was this dude tryna rob a corner store but instead of using a stockin or a ski mask he wanted to use a trash bag but he forgot to poke holes in it so he runs in the store throws the bag over his head runs around a lil and goes unconcious lol.

Ahahah yeah I saw that one. Everyone in the store thought he was joking and were kinda like "the fuck outta here". So didn't he just leave???

There was another one when some guy broke into a store at night by coming through the ceiling. The thing is - the ceiling was so fuckin high, he had to lower a rope to go down, but the rope he had wasn't long enough! So he had to jump the last part down, fell and broke his ankle! LOL. So he gets up and is like "fuck it", hobbles away to the door. It's locked (d'uh of course! it's at night, store closed). So he smashes the door which sets off the alarm, now the cops are on their way. He limps away before they get there, then the cops show up. (Btw, most of this was on the surveillance camera).

So the cops come in and see where the rope is, they look down and find the guy's wallet! He dropped it when he fell from the rope (why he brought his wallet with him during a robbery, who knows). At the same time that the cops are there, 911 gets a call from some guy in a phone booth saying he fucked up his ankle and needs an ambulance. So the cops hear this shit, rush over to the phone booth and arrest him.

What's worse? The fact that I took the time to type all this crap!
 

DJDRAGN9

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lol damn criminals are pretty dumb.I used to watch that show alot bak in the day my favorite was a survellance camera cought this guy tryin to break into a store at night so he picked up a brick to throw at the window to get in and the brick bounced off it and hit him back in the head and knocked him out and sum cop passing by got his ass while he was knocked out ROFL.I guess u have to be a dumbass though to commit crimes ....HOLLA AT YA BOY
 
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