Funny Shit... to me atleast!

Sacred One

I Am One Of God Producers
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Battle Points: 25
Guess who came to my job to play some poker! That nigga Michael Phelps!! Yes I know he's white.

That's not the funny part. He came upstairs, wanting to play and his damn ATM card wouldn't work. Me and my boy was like, man his card should be working all this damn money he makes...lol. Anyway, so one of the other supervisors called down to a casino manager so we can get someone up there so he can get a credit line or something. Some damn asian lady answers the phone talking about he gotta come down stairs and hangs up. I thought that was hilarious. So another supervisor gets on the phone and called directly to a casino manager and told him who was up here. I kid you not, he was upstairs in like 15 seconds and I'm talkin about 6 flights of stairs, roughly around 70-80 steps...lol. The manager was practically sucking his dick!

So they gave him a credit line but shit was mad funny, they had everybody up there, two security supervisors, two security guards, and two casino managers. You should have seen his bodyguards too. Two scrawny looking guys, similar to Kevin Costner off the movie "The Bodyguard". I think I could've taken one of them but that's a different story.

So yea, the reason he was in town is because Oprah was doing a show about the Olympic medal winners for her season premier. I heard they was all driving around on one of those double decker buses, waiving to the crowd and shit.

I mean what baffles me is that he came to our boat. He must not have know about the monstrosity Horseshoe Casino just built. They built a barge that costs roughly around $500 million. So I was shocked that he came pass that casino, to come to a lil run down one, that's owned by a black man who don't know shit and a casino that is in one of the most dangerous cities to ever live.

Oh well, it was still nice to meet him, got someone to get his autograph for me.

If you guys don't know, I'm a poker supervisor!
 

Ominous

OminousRed.com
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Battle Points: 21
Awesome... meeting famous people is funny.

Last weekend, I was walking around this outdoor mall here in Nashville. I was really hung over so I wasn't sure if it was him or not. So my buddy and I walk over to this organic body products shop and guess who I run into? Shawn Wayans.

He then proceeded to roast me in front of everyone.


Ominous: Sup bro? I just wanted to say what's up. I wasn't sure if that was you or not. I am a little faded.

Wayans: Damn... niggas get drunk this early in the day out here?

Ominous: *Laughs and walks away after getting some dap*

Wayans: I Know what's wrong with you. You high as hell. Niggas in here buying organic weed. I ain't Marlon muthaphuka...

Ominous: *Walks out the store slightly annoyed*
 
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