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[Formant024]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

fokkin funny!

 

[Fade]

LOL hey Walker is one of the illest. I need one of those shirts!

 

[bigdmakintrax]

http://media.putfile.com/Bruce-Lee---Fight-With-Chuck-Norris

 

[Vince]

haha, there was alot of funny ones!

man, chuck norris....

 

[Formant024]

shit, some nearly killed me whilst smokin the reefer last night lol!

 

[dj ShorTbuS]

the best one: Chuck Norris does not tea bag the ladies. He potato sacks them.
they were all too funny.

 

[bluchippa5]

this shit is fuckin hilarious, and there is so many of them-

 

[5th Sequence]

holy shit. I just sent this to like everyone i know. Shit is MAD hilarious i'm still laughing. that video is hilarious too, the sound effects have got to be the cheeziest i've ever heard. The cracking knuckles sound rediculous lol.

 

[Vince]

# Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

haha

 

[Formant024]

Chuck Norris once won a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder, at the same time.

Everybody likes Raymond, except Chuck Norris.

There's just too many funny ones lol!

 

[bluchippa5]

chuck norris isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris. Chuck norris wears a live rattlesnake for a condomn! Damn! The easiest way to tell chuck norris's age is to cut him in half and count the rings...

 

[Formant024]

If chuck norris falls into the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.

 

[FuzE]

OMFG!! I didn't expect that shit to be this hilarious:

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.


Pure comedy!

 

[Vince]

Vin Diesel is superior to Chuck Norris:

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[Formant024]

nah man, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks Vin Diesel in the head so hard it ships it linea recta back in time.

Vin Diesel spells one S short in Less Divine

 

[sYgMa]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.


too many to quote... lmao
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajama