Damn,,,I'm an idiot,,,

[StressWon]

Yo,,lol,,so I'm in my front yard today pullin away some branches that fell from this tree I was trimmin right? (Well, not really trimmin, I cut the bitch down cause it was fallin into another tree and if that tree got loose,,,it would of smashed my crib!) Anyways,,,I'm movin brnaches,,,,,2 week old cut branches. I go to grab a smaller branch of one of the larger cuttings and,,,,lol,,,grab it hard as hell and it broke,,,,,,and hit me right in the fuckin head!!! LMAO,,,yo, it Hurt like a mother fucka when I hit my head an shit! LOL,,,my wife came and was like what happen to your head? I said why? and she\'s like,"It's all red",,,and we started laffin. Good Times!

 

[GRAFIK]

haha, see what happens when you want to be productive................you could have said fuck it and got high and none of that shit would have happened, lol also were you pissed, grabbed that stick with authority

 

[StressWon]

fuck that stick yo!,,lol,,,I should of just smoked,,,what was I thinkin?

 

[Burna]

Yo,,lol,,so I'm in my front yard today pullin away some branches that fell from this tree I was trimmin right? (Well, not really trimmin, I cut the bitch down cause it was fallin into another tree and if that tree got loose,,,it would of smashed my crib!) Anyways,,,I'm movin brnaches,,,,,2 week old cut branches. I go to grab a smaller branch of one of the larger cuttings and,,,,lol,,,grab it hard as hell and it broke,,,,,,and hit me right in the fuckin head!!! LMAO,,,yo, it Hurt like a mother fucka when I hit my head an shit! LOL,,,my wife came and was like what happen to your head? I said why? and she\'s like,"It's all red",,,and we started laffin. Good Times!

Man, please don't get me started with this shit LOL!, the SAME SHIT happend to me but I pulled a Tom & Jerry and SMACK! right dead in the face with the rake, my wife comes out "I thought you were suppost to be raking the leaves, not the leaves raking you" She had her self a ball going off how the rake yoked me up and smack me like a bad bitch. And, those were her exact words LOL!, nah man shits fucked up, it's all a wifes conspiracy mayne, im tell in you! LLOLOLOL! :headbang:

 

[5th Sequence]

lmfao. That shit is hilarious when it dont happen to you.

I dont know why I feel like my story is relevant but i'll tell it anyways. I spilled a cup of water in this one lil remote spot in my basement. Not a big area at all but i managed to step in that wet spot at least 25 times in a 2 hour period. I dunno, somethin about making beats with a COLD WET FOOT just fucked up my vibe lol.

That was earlier this morning. I went to work and came back, took off my work shoes and the first fucking thing I step in is that lil FUKCBAYITCH wetspot on my floor. I seriously hate this lil patch right now.

Anyways, at least you showed that dead branch who was boss lol.

 

[pancakebunnny]

Hey, at least it wasn't incidents like these:

http://www.guzer.com/videos/porn_movie_bloopers.php

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1437

 

[5th Sequence]

lool. Wow. Way to go camera man on the first one. I wonder what the conversation was like after that.

 

[Formant024]

face it, you aint half the lumberjack you think you are, leave it at smokin the trees son!

 

[Haze47]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY GOD IM RED IN THE FACE NOW....you herb lol

 

[tricky spinz]

ok, first off, that second porno blooper is fuckin hilarious. secondly, this one time me and my friend were in maine and got bored. so we were walkin around in the woods with these sticks breaking off dead branches from the trees. so i go to swing it at this one branch, except i didn't realize it wasn't dead. the branch bends down, flings the stick (still in my hands) right back up at my face and fuckin knocks me in the forehead. my head hurt so bad and it started bleeding really badly. so i had to wrap a bandage around it and i looked all japanese because i had this white bandage going around my head with this big red circle right in the front.

 

[5th Sequence]

ok, first off, that second porno blooper is fuckin hilarious. secondly, this one time me and my friend were in maine and got bored. so we were walkin around in the woods with these sticks breaking off dead branches from the trees. so i go to swing it at this one branch, except i didn't realize it wasn't dead. the branch bends down, flings the stick (still in my hands) right back up at my face and fuckin knocks me in the forehead. my head hurt so bad and it started bleeding really badly. so i had to wrap a bandage around it and i looked all japanese because i had this white bandage going around my head with this big red circle right in the front.

LOL DAMN. mothernature seems to be gettin its revenge for smokin all its lil cousins an shit. i'm gonna go plant a redemption garden an at least try an make peace.

 

[Benny BuKu]

you see that bitch's face in the second clip.....
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stress.....you a stupid mafucka!
lol......

 

[pancakebunnny]

ok, first off, that second porno blooper is fuckin hilarious. secondly, this one time me and my friend were in maine and got bored. so we were walkin around in the woods with these sticks breaking off dead branches from the trees. so i go to swing it at this one branch, except i didn't realize it wasn't dead. the branch bends down, flings the stick (still in my hands) right back up at my face and fuckin knocks me in the forehead. my head hurt so bad and it started bleeding really badly. so i had to wrap a bandage around it and i looked all japanese because i had this white bandage going around my head with this big red circle right in the front.

I think i remember you telling us about that back in the day when I had that thread about your worst injury.... I think Christmas of '04, when I almost cut my thumb off and shit. Hah.

Maybe not.

 

[tricky spinz]

yea, i did post it back then too. good memory.