Damn goat transforming thieves!!!

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Chrono

polyphonically beyond me
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
Those cops are idiots.

reality is totally misunderstood. if the religious-text people are correct then this ain't nothin' but a bad day for those cops.. The ones up on the future are never surprised about shit like this. I have no credible fact to believe in these morphing criminals.. but be careful what you deny as possibilities. Because when shit drops out of the sky as impossible... many people will be zombies trying to figure shit out when it drops/

Whatever's whatever... our reality is constantly being flipped on us.. and one day it will get flipped impossible.
 
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The Arkitekt

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I have no credible fact to believe in these morphing criminals.. but be careful what you deny as possibilities.


Ok, I understand what your saying, but come on!!! people transforming into goats!!! your kidding right? thats as real as "the guy in the sky".
 

Chrono

polyphonically beyond me
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
Ok, I understand what your saying, but come on!!! people transforming into goats!!! your kidding right? thats as real as "the guy in the sky".

haha no doubt Ark! I'm with you on this as far as believability. I mean, if you had morphing abilities you should also know that if you were busted in a "superstitious" society, you would be slaughtered anyway. You got my point though, and it wasn't that this was a plausible story.
 
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The Arkitekt

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Unreal... divineaspex, what really makes you think it's a possiblity?
 
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The Arkitekt

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I don't know what's going on in someone's mind if they think it's possible for a human to shapeshift into a goat.
 

Chrono

polyphonically beyond me
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 5
I don't know what's going on in someone's mind if they think it's possible for a human to shapeshift into a goat.

the safepoint is not to "think" it's impossible.

From a scientific investigators "point of view" you should never find comfort in your reality. If you do? Then you risk falling victim to the infinite.


Ark.. I know this shit sounds crazy as fuck. I am not saying that aliens are living in your nearest lake.. infact I am not into most of that shit. I do not prescribe into these things.


The fact is that this universe is over 15 Billions years old and our understand of Gravity from Isaac Newton on some 1703 type shit. So... we just found out about gravity not too long ago and the universe is a huge expance on our understanding/

In the last 60 years we have unsegregated schools, developed electron microscopy, and created computers that are amazing.. HOW ABOUT 1,000,000 years in the future????


Our Universe is old enough that there are people much older than that.

Could they have the ability to transform to other forms? of course. Would they be in a plane in time that would be primitive enough to cause thsi shit??? ASK THEM?
 
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The Arkitekt

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I know exactly where your coming from, and your 100% right. This particular situation is obviously b.s. though. They also say on the article that the people in that area believe in black magic or and shit? (I think thats what it said). it's just b.s., this cop is on some crazy drug, religious drug or dellusional.
 

UNORTHODOX

Father Timeless
ill o.g.
Battle Points: 44
expect the unexpected. btw if you're in nigeria n just so happen to be robbin somone just keep a goat tucked away just in case
 

God

Creator of the Universe
ill o.g.
They should post the before/after picture so we can decide for ourselves!

When I first read it, I thought this was going to be something about G.O.A.T. not actual fucking farm animals.

Man, people are gullible. Instead of the crazy-ass ideas of "shapeshifter-reptilians" run the world how about a more plausible explanation?

1. The police couldn't catch the other thief.
2. The guy that was running away might have connections with the cops in the area (through payoffs or as an informer.)
3. The cops know that the people in the area are stupid as fuck, because they are uneducated. They are inclined into believing "supernatural" things anyway.
4. The cops wanted to close the case.
5. The cops made a story, paid off an "eyewitness" to say shit to the press.
6. They blame it on a "scape" goat.
7. Foreign press thinks it's funny and post it in a "news of the weird" section.

Do you know how contemptibly CORRUPT Nigeria is? I really don't think you know. It's a failed state propped up by oil companies. Its population resorts to hustling as a national industry because they are given no education and the elites (not white people... they moved out a long time ago...) skim billions in oil revenue and route the cash to banks in Cyprus and Dubai to be laundered.

Am I just being too cynical? Am I pooping on the shapeshifter parade?

Think about it.
 

God

Creator of the Universe
ill o.g.
That's David Icke's thing right?

I just Googled that name because I never heard of it. People like him are either nuts, con-men trying to make a buck off believers, or are puppets of some other agenda.

Shit, man. Look at stuff in a practical way. "Occam's Razor" helps a LOT with this bullshit. If you don't know what "Occam's Razor" is, it means the simple and most practical way of explaining shit is usually the correct one.
 
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