Cockroaches

[x-squizet]

hell to the fuckin yea i was pissed that why i got those bombs and killed all those motherfuckers

 

[Shonsteez]

Haha...Yo do those bombs really work well?.......Like, equally or better than an exterminator?

 

[Chedda]

man you guys are crazy, especially class, fuck riding a roach to work LOL.

but for real roaches are a real bitch, i dont even like steppin on them because you get all that roach gut ruinin your kicks n shit.

 

[x-squizet]

yea those bombs work just don't be in the house when they go off i know by experiance i guess thats why i am so crazy now lol

 

[StressWon]

I used to holla at this chic when i was younger and i was over her crib chillin watchin t.v. with her and her moms. And you know what happened... a damn roach crawled across the screen. And of course nobody made a move like the lil fucker wasnt there. CRAZY!!!

LOLOLOLOL,,,
That shit happened to me one time too! For real. That shit be happenin only in the hood man! It was a girl's crib too. FUNNY!

 

[Shonsteez]

Bet u cant see straight anymore after being in tha room with that shit!...Naaassssttttyyyyy!.....U musta been high as a muthafuck tho! heehee

 

[x-squizet]

and u know whats worse than a roach a cicada i am up here and cincinnati and these big ass bugs flyin around what is they fuckin purpose on earth to stay in the ground for 17 years, come out, have sex and die, and they have a pungent smell when the die to. and its a cycle to so next time they come out i will be 33 and i will have to dill with that shit again.

sorry to change bugs up on ya like that we can go back to the roaches again lol

 

[Shonsteez]

Yo what tha fuck is a cicada???....

 

[x-squizet]

hell yea i was high still am i don't need to smoke weed my high don't go away

 

[UnOwn]

Yo what tha fuck is a cicada???....

Just these crazy ass bugs that make all kinds of noise, you would know if you'd ever heard them, they are noisy as hell. Then they like leave their shells all over branches and they look like they are chillin there but it is just the shell...
They are annoying but I disagree about their level of annoyingness to roaches...LOL

 

[Craig Gantt]

yeah kenfolf them shits is annoyin as hell I think we call'em katydids around here or somethin. But Im still not afraid of anything like Im scared of spiders them mufuckas just look evil like it wanna jus jump on you and lay eggs in ya brain right after it suks you dry, I think I was a fly or a Beetle in my past life lol.

 

[WingsOfAnAngel]

Wings Of Science

DueceMade Ent.: "Yo what tha fuck is a cicada???...."

Answer: any insect of the family Cicadidae: crickets, grasshoppers, locusts (of which the males create high-pitched sounds by vibrating membranes on their underbellies).

 

[UnOwn]

Answer: any insect of the family Cicadidae: crickets, grasshoppers, locusts (of which the males create high-pitched sounds by vibrating membranes on their underbellies).

LOL...you can get a half-ass answer out of me but always expect that you are gonna get the correct text-book definition as soon as Wings steps up...

 

[Shonsteez]

Thanks Wings, that was informative..........Whats this about them only coming out every 30 yrs or some crap tho?

 

[Loose Cannon]

I used to have them in Cali but i dont have any round here. Its too cold, theyd probly freeze to death up here.

 

[DJDRAGN9]

yea i get cicadas and large ass roaches up in my house!!! and my house is spotless,but my asshole neighbors keep thier trash and shit hangin out almost next door to my room.i am also bein overrun by lizards too lol they are almost as bad as roaches here in florida but i dont mid them much =o) ...HOLLA AT YA BOY

 

[The Bastard]

i fuckin hate em yo i feel like theyre really tenants of my HOUSE i been seein sum other weird lookin shit around here too its like the roaches invited all their ugly lookin boys to come over and chill , I feel like the only way i can get rid of em is to get rid of my little ferret buddy so they wont feed off his shit and piss anymore,i had it for a year now and i dont wanan get rid of it

 

[SupaStar]

I see this threads gonna have a long life of bringing back roach memories. Its been two years since I left the islands, and haven't seen a roach since. and hope not ever, seeing a 6'2" guy the size of a truck jump and squeal is just embarassing. A horrible memory man, the night one flew into our house, and it picked a night when I was the only man in the house, so it was my responsiblity to play bug squasher, and play macho, but this was not so, i was screaming and running like the rest of 'em til it flew out the house. Took a while to get my pride back,

 

[Shonsteez]

That silver fish thing is narly!?....U got those things in yer crib too!

 

[def1nition]

there's nothin worse than rats don't have em now but those bitches are big in D.C. they'll fuckin bite and attack you I hate those things.