Chip Pans do catch fire!!!!

[Haze47]

I just gutted my house with a chip pan, i left on the heat....our whole upsatirs is fucked and the whole house reaks.....and get this the fire alarms didnt go off! i fucking flipped and ran into the fire to save my pet rat, then i had to go back for the weed! my mrs is out of town atm so she is guna be pleased when she comes home....and to top it all of my take way arrived just as thwe firemen were getting here, and the brought me the fucking wrong thing! NUMBER 41 not fucking number 31!

anyway be careful with chip pans, when you are playing mario cart.....


my landlord is gunna kill me!!!

 

[afriquedeluxe]

unlucky man. damn, i gota b more careful now wen fryin ma eggs .... u had insurance?

 

[Haze47]

no i dont hope the landlord does....

 

[Copenhagen]

Reading this makes me (for the first time) glad that my parents always were after me, asking if I've remembered to turn things off etc...I can't count the many times I've e.g. been late for work cause I had to go back and check I had turned something off etc...

Too bad King Cor...clean up as much as you can and wash down the walls etc, cause the smoke will be in your wallpaper (and furniture) etc...
And now is probably the time to send some good bottles of wine to your landlord...

 

[StressWon]

Yo King...ya know I love ya man,,,but what the fuck is a Chip Pan?!? I'm a Yank remember!

 

[vitaminman]

Yo,

Chip=french fry, a chip pan is basically something in which you make fries. My dad used to say chip pan when in fact he was using a Fry Daddy.

Try to figure this one out:

"The chippie drove the lorry down to the skip hire and filled up the boot with rubbish."

King, that sucks to hear about your flat and your supper...is anything SERIOUSLY damaged?

Take care,

Nick

 

[Haze47]

nothing too bad, wasnt much oil in the pan, so just the kitchen trashed....

lol@ yankies

Stress spell colour for me.... lol

 

[StressWon]

color

 

[vitaminman]

Hey,

And what, if I may ask, was 41...and what did you get instead?

It's time to make a trip to Halford's, my friend, and work your ass off.

Nick

 

[Equality 7-2521]

holy shit man. my compassion goes your way dude thats hella fucked up.

word to saving your rat and weed first lol

try to ge tthe landlord to understand and if he doesnt, tell him to get fucked.