Boxer's vs. Rapper's

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Battle Points: 21
I grabbed this from another forum. Thought it was kind of funny.


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JAY-Z

Bernard Hopkins : He'd use his charisma and lyrics as his boxing game-smooth, classy. But I don't see any power. You think he he got big lips now ? If Bernard Hopkins get him, his lips gonna look like a swarm of bees attacked him.

James Toney: " His chin's too long. I heard he been working out in the gym, so he might have enough for punks like Roy Jones Jr. and them. But I'm on an entirely different level. I'll put him to sleep. He said it himself: "Lights Out, baby !"

50 CENT

Bernard Hopkins: :Here's a guy who's gonna hit you in your d*ck, your elbow, break all the rules to win. He's a power puncher, but I rap with my left and right-and if I out my upper cut in there, I'm going platinum man.

James Toney: "That's my n*gga, I train to his music. But I'll still knock him out in one shot. I'm the world's most dangerous n*gga. I'll hit him in the chin or with a body shot. It's over ! But if he's fighting other rappers I'd give him an A+.

KANYE WEST

Bernard Hopkins:"He's soft. He need a little of that DMX mentality, that back in the day Public Enemy mentality. He need to keep his right hand up cause his chin looks suspect. I love that he bounced back from the accident, and I respect him, but he's soft.

James Toney: "Kanye West makes pre school music. His rappin is terrible. People hype his album too much-he's garbage. You saw his jaw was swole up. He ain't built for fighting. Stay in Chicago, and keep ya jaw straight.

EMINEM

Bernard Hopkins: " He got lot of love in the African-American community but I'll have him sining opera. I'd put something on him to remind him that no matter what, he's still a white boy. He'll change his hair from blonde to black when I get through with him.

James Toney: "My white n*gga from Detroit, I'll knock him out, too. Yeah, I talk a lot of junk, but any one of these rappers wanna step to me, and I'll knock em back to the mike. Kepp to dissin ya momma."

LIL KIM

Bernard Hopkins - Lil' Kim gonna cheat. She gonna show you them breastesses, her legs, her pink poodles and purple dogs, talk that nasty rap. But woman get us everytime - Samson and Delilah, man. Hopkins Ko'd in the fifth.

James Toney - I wouldn't let my dog lick her, might catch something. I don't think she could scrap. She better keep doing what she doing, gettin fake titties, fake lips. Foxy Brown is ghetto, she'd knock her out. BOOOOOM!
 
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