Black People

[Ash Holmz]

had to do it cuz the other thread was too fuuny


Posts Things that black people like:

i will come back and post some when i get a free second from work



lol


post away

 

[Ominous]

"Jordans"

Sayin "Nigga" and getting mad when others do it

The Hook Up

Being Loud

White girls with black asses

New Edition

The Running Man

Beat Boxing

Watching Fights

Catfish

Pulled Pork Sandwiches

Mike Tyson

Tiger Woods... and then nothing else about golf

 

[Quality]

I'm going to go out on a ledge and say two words:

Fried chicken



Peace

 

[Cleverwon]

Black people like putting $3 worth of regular gas in their rides at a time.

 

[Ash Holmz]

HennY lol

Barack Obama

Blunt Wraps

Storing money/items in our socks

Afro picks with the "black fist" engraved on it.

Being late to work.

Weekends.

Hair grease

Hanging out at the Barbershop and not getting a haircut.

 

[Ominous]

5 posts deep and I am dying....

 

[Ash Holmz]

Black people like putting $3 worth of regular gas in their rides at a time.

lol u DAMN got ME ...


lottery tickets

newports

keeping the tags and stickers on hats

taking back clothes after wearing them out to the club (black women)

air force ones

 

[J Rilla]

Patron

Madden

40oz

Red Roster

Red Kool-aid

 

[Ash Holmz]

layaway

making white people richer

grilling on the front porch

hot sauce

mobb movies

licking our fingers instead of using napkins

our mamas

"dark and natural" beauty products

having them "cool whiteboy" friends

waiting until your apartment lights go out before u pay the electric bill even if you had the money.

telling people to call u back "after 8" so u can use your "nighttime" minutes

 

[StressWon]

food stamps

crack

rims

40's

free weed

welfare

any type of chicken

white women

fat white women

fat white women with cars

reclining in passenger seats

 

[Chrono]

Jewelry

Juice

White Girls

denying they Eat the Putangalin (pu tan ng a lun)

black girls underestimating my c*** hehe nm

Religion

 

[J Rilla]

Pollen seeds

Parking on the Lawn

Claiming other peoples kids on taxes

Sitting all day on the front porch

 

[Chrono]

Newports

Slang and Making up new words (hittin drizzy)

Anger

Beedies (in the early 90's)

I have had all races do that ..guess i'm lucky....but like i said i will have to investagate futhur

Gettin Laid..

 

[Quality]

Rubber bands (to hold up the bottom of their baggy jeans)

Diamond earings

Sub woofers

 

[StressWon]

Bentleys

The ugliest pair of Jordan's at Footlocker

my wife's ass

white people getting in trouble with the law

and...crack

 

[Ash Holmz]

fake jewelry

kung fu flicks

oversized white tees

doo rags

borrowing money from white friends

keeping the same hair brush for 10 years even though half the bristles are gone and the handle broke off back in 03.

not washing your jeans unles they have a noticable stain on them because its makes them "too stiff" and faded.

matching

going to church on sunday tryin to act like u werent sinning your ass off last night

 

[DJ Excellence]

Capital One

 

[Gene Flo]

Patron

what?!?!?!

that can't even afford Patron...lol

 

[Ash Holmz]

Capital One

damn that hit home.... thats my fav card

 

[StressWon]

damn that hit home.... thats my fav card

"What's in your wallet?"


Oh wait! Black people don't have wallets, they use rubber bands!