Attn: As IllMuzik Fam, We Really Need To...

[Cold Truth]

CHiP iN aND BuY GueVaRa a DaMN KeYBoaRD aLReaDY.

find a way to biochemically engineer cateracts into STRESSWONs eyes so he can get a legal prescription for his herbal addiction.

make it mandatory that FORMANT write an engineering/mixing/mastering/tech support column every week.

make CLASSIC write a weekly article entitled "A Day In The Life Of A Guy Who Looks Like Chris Tucker, by: a Guy Who Looks Lik Chris Tucker".

give DEUCE some money.

give AFRIQUE a round uv applawz 4 no longa typin like dis.

realize just how good Chedda really is.

start a Milk Carton section. the first 3 faces on it? DACALION, THEMUCKA, and VITAMINMAN.

give CLASSIC and JAYDUB a weekly buddy show together. the plot ? they ALMOST agree on something once a week, get into a heated, almost-but-not-quite-an-argument-argument, throw back some beers, find some chicks and go to church the next morning.

add on.

 

[Guevara]

THATS FUNNY.

CLASS BEEN CATCHiN iT oN A REGULAR ARoUND HERE.
HES BoUND To EXPLoDE SoMEDAY.
HAHA

RELEASE;





P.S. HoW LoNG YoU BEEN CoMPiLiNG THiS LiST MR. TRUTH ToLD.

 

[Cold Truth]

um it was spur of the moment, maybe 5 minutes or so........

class is gonna mush someone today, i can just feel it! i rag on class cause hes my boy and all.

 

[jaydub23510]

(lol) that would be cool!

 

[afriquedeluxe]

lol dang, i didnt realize me typing like that made it difficult for people to read.
am with you on that guevara, chris tucker...i mean.... class really gets it here.

 

[StressWon]

Leave Class alone already,,,lol. It aint funny anymore,,,,,,,,well, I'm sober right now so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,jus playin Class

 

[Ash Holmz]

as illmuzik members we need to:

pay fade a salary w/benefits and paid vacations

stop calling classic chris tucker cuz that shit is old(naw on second thought fuc it he looks jus like him!lol)

to get more involved with each other into making complete projects like the complilation cd..etc.

give cold truth something to do besides makes threads like these

 

[Cold Truth]

hehe good one holmzi, i was waiting for that exact statement!


hey, i think these threads promote a sense of community and keeps a lighthearted mood.

 

[classic]

LOL damn man!!!

why yall always picken on me!!!!

LOl nah its all love.

Yall just jelous , U know how many hoes ive smashed for lookin like him. Shit i got a couple tonight.

THem girls can call me whatever the hell they want

class...
aka Mr. TUcker

 

[Cold Truth]

so, you gonna write the article?

 

[Fade]

pay fade a salary w/benefits and paid vacations

YES!!!! Hahah.

I think a new keyboard for Guevara would be nice. Damn, how long does it take you to type all that stuff???? I tried but my wrist is broken. Or maybe it's from too much porn... Whatever.

 

[DJ Hoppa]

geez, im always left out of the "illmuzik fam" posts.


im so hurt.

 

[Cold Truth]

i told folks to add on........

 

[Copenhagen]

Certainly give Deuce some money. He's been talking about equipment that he is going to buy next week for a year, and hasn't really gotten any of it...perhaps because he also changes his mind on what he wants every morning.

Get Cold Truth another hobby. He's posting on here like a maniac, and almost catching in on Fade. Sometimes I think Cold's profile is an automated computer profile, cause he is always on...

Last but not least, I second getting Guevara a new keyboard!!!

 

[Cold Truth]

lol, ok, i wont post until november first then. this is officially my last post till then.

you will miss me!

 

[The Bastard]

Damn Your Gunna Be Gone Till November , Send A Kiss To My Mother,
Nah Dont Touch My Fuckin Mother

 

[Guevara]

i AiNT BUYiN iT...TRUTH CANT STAY AWAY, PLUS iF HE DoES THEN i GoTTA BE DoUBLE THE ASSHoLE To PICK UP HiS SLACK...BUT DAMN TRUTH YoU ARE RiGHT oN FADE, i DiDNT THiNK ANYBoDY CoULD CATCH UP To HiM.BUT HE GoT So MUCH To Do, FADE USED To BE oN HERE A LoT i WAS SURPRiSED WHEN i FiRST JOiNED HERE THAT HE PARTiCiPATED So MUCH.
TRUTH iS GoNNA PASS FADE AND THEN ALL oUR PoST ARE GoNNA Go BACK To ZERo....LOL
HES GoNNA oFFSET THE PoST UNiVERSE....iM HiGH YALL.(YoU FEEL ME STRESS)

BUT To CLEAR SoMETHiNG UP CoLD MEANT A KEYBoARD LiKE THAT NEW MoTiF ES THAT YALL CAN SAVE UP FoR AND SURPRiSE ME WiTH.
NoT A CoMPUTER KETBoARD, MiNES WoRKS FiNE.

BUT iF ANYBoDY CARES i DiD RECENTLY TYPE A WHoLE PoST

~THE NORMAL WAY WITHOUT CHANGING THE "I"'s AND THE "O"'s, I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WOULD SAY SOMETHING BUT THEY DIDNT SO WHO CARES BUT SOMEBODY SHOULD FIND THAT~

THAT iS iF ANYBoDY CARES...

 

[Guevara]

AND AS iLLMUZIK FAM WE SHoULD GET DJ HoPPA SoME WACK JUiCE.
AND GET AFRiQUE A BoTTLE ToO.

 

[x-squizet]

Somebody needs to pick me up and get me high, take me to somebody that will let me smash

Dj hoppa needs a girl or a naked poster and lotion

Classic, shit man you lucky lookin like chris tucker getin all dem hoes,(in a 5 year old voice) I want to be like classic when I grow up mommy

Guevara I got ya keyboard it a 12 key casio keyboard but it is missing 5 its off the chain, it can't sample it has some video game type drums and every once in a while it will cuss ya out and you have to give it a shot of vodka and a hit of purpal haze to turn it on how ya like that,

fade chill out man one day ya wrist gone fall of you keep that shit up, then you ain't eva going to get any then.

 

[Cleverwon]

Fuck a new keyboard, I think that typing has become part of Guevara's posts. I recognize his posts right away, but I'll put $10 on a new one..