Aqua Teen Hunger Force cripples Boston

Sanova

Guess Who's Back
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LMFAO... IDIOTS!!


it was placed in 10 cities, Boston was the only one to have their who city crumble to pieces..... and yea they blamed it on [Adult Swim].. claiming "marketing run amok"...

All the quotes in that article told me:
"We saw a cartoon character and immediately thought, 'BOMB!'.. So you can clearly see where we made the mistake."
 

Fury

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Bastard U Aint A Writer U A Biterr!!!! Gimme Back My Aqua Style Punk U Fuckin Mooninite!!
 

Cleverwon

Paradigm P
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Beef Rap.
 
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The Bastard

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Bastard U Aint A Writer U A Biterr!!!! Gimme Back My Aqua Style Punk U Fuckin Mooninite!!
fuck u i been watchin athf for a minute,u made it it a hot line, i made it a hot song
 

Fury

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fuck u i been watchin athf for a minute,u made it it a hot line, i made it a hot song

lolll u really think u nice...to bad ull always be the one who did it second u bastard ..if u aint first then your last!!!
 

Ominous

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::: Boston Response Idea :::

MASTER SHAKE: (Watching TV)
Holly crap. You guys seeing this? Someone messed up big time! Idiots. Shouda called me. Everyone and their momma knoooows, you can't gorilla market using gadgetry. These Turner ignoramouses could have saved themselves alot of trouble if they would have called me. They saw my work on the Drizzle campaign. T-Shirts and billboards people... it's not rocket science.


MEATWAD: I still didn't get my T-shirt.


MASTER SHAKE: (Annoyed)
Take it up with customer service. Have fun talking to the service reps in India.


FRYLOCK:
Well at least no one was hurt in the process.


IGNIGNOKT: (camera pans out and you see Ignignot and Err in the room, Err is mounting and LED on the wall)
It was never my plan to inflict pain... simply educate. However, challenging the mind can be painfull..... for those who are challenged.


MEATWAD:
I fear challenge.


FRYLOCK:
Well well well. If it isn't dumb and dumber? You guys proud of yourselves?


IGNIGNOKT:
Hardly.


ERR:
More like disappointed.


FRYLOCK:
Disappointed?


ERR:
Man, take this fool to school.


FRYLOCK:
Ohh please do.


IGNIGNOKT:
Ohh I will. No need to beg Fry Boy.


ERR:
G E double D son.


(MASTERSHAKE is in the kitchen, in the background, operating a silk screen t-shirt press. MEATWAD keeps asking him what he is doing to which he responds, "I can't explain it to you better than your own eyes can")


IGNIGNOKT:
Last time this happened, I was in a blind rage.


ERR:
Straight pyscho.


IGNIGNOKT:
Enraged by the fact that I was blind with rage, I doubled up on the prescribed amount of bird flippage.


ERR:
G E double D son. Overdose.


IGNIGNOKT:
Society was in an uproar. The planet stopped on its axis. All deities and gods alike gasped in disbelief. All eyes were on me.


ERR:
Tupacolypse now!


IGNIGNOKT:
They dared me.


MASTERSHAKE:
What did they dare you to do?


ERR:
They said "How dare you."


IGNIGNOKT:
All I heard was "dare".


ERR:
How dare they dare us?


IGNIGNOKT:
ERR please....


ERR:
A dare is a dare. That's all I'm saying.


IGNIGNOKT:
Obviously unsatisfied by the heaping serving of birdage that I so humbly donated, I responded to their taunting with a side of rump.


ERR:
Ass on the glass homey. Randy Moss Greenbay Packer action for true satisfaction.


IGNIGNOKT:
I gave them what they begged for.... I gave them the MOON. In a single move... I transfered all my rage on to all onlookers as they gazed at my ass. But the rage was too much. All vegetation ceased to grow. All the water evaporated. And all structures were reduced to dust.


ERR:
Weak......


FRYLOCK:
Is that right? And where did this take place again?


ERR:
You get an "F". Not because your name starts with an "F". You just failed school sucker.


IGNIGNOKT:
This took place on what is known as original Earth. Now known as the moon. Named in honor of yours truly.


FRYLOCK:
And so what? You guys are trying to do the same thing here?


ERR:
Man are you even listening?


IGNIGNOKT:
Heavens no. Our property value dropped along with my pants.


ERR:
Can't even refinance. Buy moon property now while it's cheap.


IGNIGNOKT:
We have no interest in ruining your society. Just pillaging your goods and plenties.


CARL: (knocking on the door)
Hey FRYMAN!


FRYLOCK:
Sup Carl?


CARL:
Hey uhh... I normally wouldn't bother you. Hell I don't even like talking to you guys. But I am in a bad spot.


FRYLOCK:
Okay....


CARL:
You think I can borrow some cash? Maybe I'll pawn some of my pron to you. I mean, I want my pron back. I just need some cash. Some morons put some stupid bomb like devices on the bridge and I ran out of gas sitting in freak'n traffic.


FRYLOCK:
Then maybe you should talk to....


(Frylock looks back to see everyone has left the room. Cut away to Frylock's room)


IGNIGNOKT:
We get 80% of all profits.


MASTERSHAKE:
What the heck are you talking about? I put in all the blood sweat and tears into this. You didn't do anything to earn any of this hooker money. As a matter of fact, you should be paying me for cleaning this up for you. I'll only charge you have of what I charged the Drizzle which is just a quarter of what I charged Justin Timberlake.


(shot of computer screen where Shake is auctioning mooninites t-shirts that say "we love Boston" on eBay)


ERR:
This ain't no negotiation. 80%. And exclusive movie rights.


MEATWAD:
Can I buy one of those shirts?


MASTERSHAKE:
Call the hotline. Have your credit card ready. Have fun talking to the sales reps in India.


(roll credits)




I fear that the seriousness of this situation will keep ATHF from responding properly. So..... I scripted this idea of an episode they should do addressing the whole Boston situation. I think you can still pull some very funny stuff out of this because ATHF is just known for making bizarre stuff hella funny. If SNL can make classic skits dancing around the delicate topic of Nine-Eleven, ATHF can certainly do it here. This is my attempt and my first script ever. I do encourage you guys to add, modify or write your own and post them here. I dropped this in the Adult Swim forum but it didn't get no love.

I wrote this in 40 minutes.

Ominous Red
 
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The Bastard

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lolll u really think u nice...to bad ull always be the one who did it second u bastard ..if u aint first then your last!!!

obviously yur mad cuz im stylin on you.but dont cry too hard, i only keep an avatar for like 2 weeks tops
 

Fury

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obviously yur mad cuz im stylin on you.but dont cry too hard, i only keep an avatar for like 2 weeks tops

i wuz kidding u wack bastard.....
 

Fury

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