Hypnotist
Ear Manipulator
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<b><u>The History of Music Theory</u>
by the Hypnotist</b>
Long ago, one person was <i>sick</i> and <i>demented</i> and went 72 hours banging away at some keys and wrote this CRAZY melody from the inner depths of their mind.
Another person heard this and tried to find the equation of how to get inside that <i>sick</i> person's head whoever wrote it and tried to capture that. Thus, music theory developed.
Chicken or the egg? Well, I know that the <i>sick, demented</i> person came first, and then someone tried to clock them. I mean, who's idea was it to tie a string to a piece of wood or wrap cowhide across a wooden cylinder anyway? They had to be <i>sick</i>. But today it's a theory, or shortcut, and everybody uses it.
A man named Milton Erickson developed a style of hypnotherapy where he would use rich metaphors and tell poems until the subject would just be cured. Yes. Just like that. When others studied him and wrote books on his style of hypnotherapy, he later read the information and said, "Oh! So THAT'S what I do! I didn't have any particular <i>method</i> to the <i>madness</i>, I was just being myself."
So <b>style</b> is for the <i>sick</i> and <i>demented</i>. <b>Theory</b> is for the rest of the population who can now call it <i>normal</i> and <i>procedure</i>.
Personally, I like to think of myself as <i>sick</i> and <i>demented</i>.
I'm being a little extreme, but just for kicks. The proper way to do it is to use both sides of your brain. The concrete side will tell you that <i>there's some way to map this thing out...</i> And the abstract part of your brain just says <i>"Aaaablephacklejebbighnaabnenhaaglin!"</i>
Really.
If you can pronounce that you're sick. And demented.
by the Hypnotist</b>
Long ago, one person was <i>sick</i> and <i>demented</i> and went 72 hours banging away at some keys and wrote this CRAZY melody from the inner depths of their mind.
Another person heard this and tried to find the equation of how to get inside that <i>sick</i> person's head whoever wrote it and tried to capture that. Thus, music theory developed.
Chicken or the egg? Well, I know that the <i>sick, demented</i> person came first, and then someone tried to clock them. I mean, who's idea was it to tie a string to a piece of wood or wrap cowhide across a wooden cylinder anyway? They had to be <i>sick</i>. But today it's a theory, or shortcut, and everybody uses it.
A man named Milton Erickson developed a style of hypnotherapy where he would use rich metaphors and tell poems until the subject would just be cured. Yes. Just like that. When others studied him and wrote books on his style of hypnotherapy, he later read the information and said, "Oh! So THAT'S what I do! I didn't have any particular <i>method</i> to the <i>madness</i>, I was just being myself."
So <b>style</b> is for the <i>sick</i> and <i>demented</i>. <b>Theory</b> is for the rest of the population who can now call it <i>normal</i> and <i>procedure</i>.
Personally, I like to think of myself as <i>sick</i> and <i>demented</i>.
I'm being a little extreme, but just for kicks. The proper way to do it is to use both sides of your brain. The concrete side will tell you that <i>there's some way to map this thing out...</i> And the abstract part of your brain just says <i>"Aaaablephacklejebbighnaabnenhaaglin!"</i>
Really.
If you can pronounce that you're sick. And demented.