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    Question to all the dads here...

    Other than your beautiful kid (congrats) Let's get real... the other gift she has is: CHILD SUPPORT for 18 - 21 years (depending on where you live) plus whatever INCIDENTALS/COLLEGE for the KID plus ALIMONY if you ever get married. YOU'RE the gift that will KEEP ON GIVING. Welcome...
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    I'm on my iPhone now and realiized

    I'm into telepathy. FUCK cel phone towers.
  3. God

    Dont F*** with Nick Cannon...

    Cosign. It's amazing how many people will attempt to shit on you b/c you're a "nice guy" or you're "quiet." I freakin' ENJOY putting dumbasses in check. In fact I look FORWARD TO IT.
  4. God

    Dont F*** with Nick Cannon...

    FAST FACTS: - Nick Cannon's real name is Brandon Goldberg. - He wears adult diapers and drinks milk from a sow's teat. - Mariah Carey made him sit in a corner for 15 minutes of "time out" when she caught him watching "Uncle Bob's Gloryhole" featuring Mitch Gaye. -
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    HR 1207 - Bill for a transparent Federal Reserve

    ^^^ Aww, that HURTS.
  6. God

    HR 1207 - Bill for a transparent Federal Reserve

    I just bought a new double wide. I can't wait to move in and start a meth habit, like both of the Olsen twins.
  7. God

    HR 1207 - Bill for a transparent Federal Reserve

    MagnaOpera, Eminem called and he wanted his pose back. Shit, man. People are too fucking serious these days.
  8. God

    Cassie...I Think i Like Her Evven More Now (NFSW)

    This, unfortunately, is probably promotion for her new album, which will drop in two months.l Damn, artists have to resort to nudity to get some press coverage. Fucked up.
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    HR 1207 - Bill for a transparent Federal Reserve

    LMAO @ the "moral argument."Here.* How about this: 1st POSTER: Support HR 7033 - The Let's Not Have Anymore Wars Act.Hey guys support this bill so we don't have to fight wars anymore!* Peace, love and happiness for all! MY POST:Quit wasting your energy, never gonna happen... let me know when...
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    1gb of RAM magicly dissapears from installing Reason 4.0, wtf unreal!!!

    His computer is now part of a botnet spamming millions of people with misspelled Viagra solicitations. That's probably the real reason your RAM disappears, man.
  11. God

    How many PT farmcards do YOU have?

    I'm just seeing if anyone actually has farmcards. :-)
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    new to pro tools (m-powered)

    Get a better pre. Different pre's color the vox differently. It depends on your budget. I also think you've limited yourself with the M-Audio version of ProTools. Considering you don't really need pro tools for what it's really needed for (stability during long recording sessions... which...
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    EMiNEM - ReLaPsE

    Eminem was cool in the early 2000s. This album seems try-hard, plus it sounds like he inhaled several gallons of helium on a couple tracks. The music landscape's changed. I'd rather listen to Lil' Wayne recite Dr. Seuss' "The Cat in the Hat" through Auto-Tune over a generic Akon...
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    Har-Bal.

    NOOOO! HarBal is good for mastering GHETTO mixes that you need to listen to on the fly. What I mean is that if you're in the control room of a recording studio and can't get a good reference like you would in a professionally calibrated mastering studio, then it works. I draw a cutoff at 40...
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    HR 1207 - Bill for a transparent Federal Reserve

    You guys are wasting your energy. Never gonna happen. Let me know when you see a unicorn, too. How about a transparent bodysuit for Jessica Alba? Now that's something I could firmly stand behind (ahem... or in front of.)
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    Transformers 2nd Trailer

    Can somebody put up some still shots of Megan Fox? I need something to think about when I hit the head.
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    For producers with great ears

    Go to your plugins and look... keep looking... it's past... the reverb... Keep looking... No, it's not the compressor... Stop it! Not THAT plugin... Keep looking...
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    Happy Odd Day!

    Wasn't this every day at Michael Jackson's house?
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    Aging and its effect on your musical judgment/tastes.

    Yup. I'm not talking about speeding up Cutting Crew's "(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight" and having Jay-Z rap over it about cash and yayo, either. Call me crazy, but I have a hunch that the crazy Def Leppard "Pyromania" snare and kick (with added hiphop thump) is gonna be hot soon. Why...
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    what do you expect from documentation?

    The assumption that people reading the manual have any understanding of things synth-heads and audiophiles believe is "common knowledge." Examples: Additive synthesis, formants, fundamental frequency. The majority of musicians have no clue what these "taken for granted" words are...
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