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The Bastard
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so im at kinkos the other day.minding my own business making some copies out of a school text book. and little did i know whut was gunna happen in a bout twenty minutes.im just standing there makin copies,and i had a pretty bad cold, i had to force my self to cough every few minutes. just to clear my throat and make it feel better or whatever. so this guy comes in a bout a half hour after me.looks around the age of 30. and he sits down and starts reading a book at a table across the room. i thought it was kinda weird that sum1 else besides me would be at kinkos at 2 am at night,let alone just be there to read abook. but i just keep makin copys,and i come to notice,after every time i cough this guy is coughing right after me. i would cough,then he would cough. i even did a few fake coughs, and he coughed right after! i did my last and final cough and i was like if he coughs im gunna have to say sumthin. sure enough the dickhead coughs, so i said ''cut the shit faggot' . to which he turned around and pulled a classic deniro line ''are you talkin to me?'' so i answered yeah im talkin to you. the guy started to get up and said i dont think you should be saying derogatory things to me. so i explained to this gentleman how him mimicing my cough for no reason other than to break my balls was not apreciated. i explained to him that ive been sick for days and i cant help it. he replied with ''i think you better sit down and shut up'' thats when my heart rate sped up and i got real mad,i called the guy a pussy and told him he wasnt gunna do shit. guy took his jacket off and said he was about to beat my ass. this guy was much bigger than me. my first instinct was to knock this guy out. so i unplug this machine that u use to project slides ,and i run across the room with it. this guy starts takin his shirt off. in the middle of kinkos a shirt less guy in a fighting stance. with me 10 feet away with a machine hoisted up in the air gettin ready to throw it at this guys head. just then of course, the kinkos lady a 300 pound bohemath runs over and actually stands between us. she points the finger at me and says get the hell out right now or im calling the police, im like are u fuckin serious this guy started with me, to which she responded with ''no he didnt ,hes here every night and he doesnt bother anyone''. i couldnt belive it,she explained to me that im on camera right now. so i did the smart thing and putthe thing down and bounced. but its not till now that i realized how stupid that was and how easily my life coulda got ruined. if that fat clob didnt go bewteen us and that guy came at me. i woulda thrown the thing at the guys head and 2 things coulda happened niether of them good. a i coulda knock him out cold ,but i woulda been on tape,and the lady woulda vouched for the guy, i would surely be in jail, or b the guy woulda had sum skill and deflected that shit and beat my ass. the dood was obviously lookin to pick a fight so im sure he knew how to fight,not that i dont, but anyway. moral of the story is , just let stupid people be, that guy was prolly lookin to rope sum1 into a law suit.
