Ugh. I'm trying to decide what to drink this weekend. Any job interview stories you'd like to share? Not today's interview, but a few years back I had a horrible one. I swear I was in and out of there in 10 minutes. The guy was sitting WAY across from me at this massive table and was staring at his laptop the whole time, not even making eye contact. Asked me stupid questions, he hadn't even looked at my portfolio or my resume!!! At today's interview, I got asked by the first person stuff like: "where do you see yourself in 5 years?". <--- Ya, like I've never heard that before. Then 2 other people come in and ask me the same thing!