Snaps Thread!

[Cleverwon]

Leave one here. I'll start with one I heard last night from Mike Epps.

Ya mom got a hearing aid with call waiting on it.


Lol

 

[sYgMa]

Ya mom got so much hair on her upper lips tha she braids it.

Ya mom's got more crust than a bucket of KFC

 

[classic]

Yo mama got a glasss eye wit a fish in it.........

Yo mama got one eye and they call her ida...

 

[Cold Truth]

yo momma pussy so nasty, i ate her out and got food poisoning
had phone sex wit the bitch, and she gave me an ear infection
shes so fat when she walks, the bitch's booty claps
when she sits around the house, the bitch sits aroouuuund the house.... shit shes livin large.....bigfoot takes video of that bitch... ugly people are like "got damn, that bitch is ugly"...

 

[StressWon]

ya momma so stupid, she tried to kill my fish by drowning it!

 

[Cleverwon]

Ya dick is so small you piss with tweezers.

 

[StressWon]

yo momma so small she hanglide wit a dorito


yo house is so small, when you put the key in the keyhole, ya beak a window


yo mamma so stupid, she thought Nickleback was a coupon

 

[Cleverwon]

Ya mom so fat she stepped on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Ya pops is so dumb he climbed a tree at work talking bout he wanted to be branch manager.

 

[The Bastard]

Ya mom so fat she stepped on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Ya pops is so dumb he climbed a tree at work talking bout he wanted to be branch manager.

YO CLEV, I HEARD YO MAMA SO TRASHY, RACOONS PUT MOTHBALLS OUT TO KEEP HER AWAY! SNAP!

 

[Cleverwon]

YO CLEV, I HEARD YO MAMA SO TRASHY, RACOONS PUT MOTHBALLS OUT TO KEEP HER AWAY! SNAP!

well yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at IHOP wiping pancakes across her forehead. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[The Bastard]

well yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at IHOP wiping pancakes across her forehead. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

WORD? I HEARD YOUR MOM GOT A WOODEN LEG WITH A BIRDHOUSE IN IT. OHHHHHHHH

 

[Cleverwon]

WORD? I HEARD YOUR MOM GOT A WOODEN LEG WITH A BIRDHOUSE IN IT. OHHHHHHHH

Damn! Cuz I heard ya mama's so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. Yeeeeeeeeea!!!

 

[The Bastard]

Damn! Cuz I heard ya mama's so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. Yeeeeeeeeea!!!

SPEAKIN OF HULA HOOPS, I HEARD YOUR MAMA SO BIG AND FAT,SHE USES ONE AS A HEADBAND, BAAAAAAAAM

 

[Cleverwon]

SPEAKIN OF HULA HOOPS, I HEARD YOUR MAMA SO BIG AND FAT,SHE USES ONE AS A HEADBAND, BAAAAAAAAM

Yea? Well ya mom's is so old that she used to babysit Jesus. Wakata!!!!!

 

[Fade]

I'm gonna have to start handing out warnings!

Of the course the famous:

"You're momma's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers".

 

[Cleverwon]

I'm gonna have to start handing out warnings!

Warnings for what? WEre just fuckin around, bastard is my nigga. Damn Fade, youre so dumb you thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

 

[The Bastard]

Yea? Well ya mom's is so old that she used to babysit Jesus. Wakata!!!!!

SPEAKIN OF JESUS ,YOU MOMS SO TALL, SHE DID A BACKFLIP AND KICKED HIM IN THE CHIN! baddddaaaaBAAAAAMMM

 

[The Bastard]

P.s. Yeah We Jus Fuckin Around, Fade Mama So Ugly,everyone Else Puts Masks On For Hallowwen, She Takes Hers Off For Halloween

 

[Fade]

Warnings for what? WEre just fuckin around, bastard is my nigga. Damn Fade, youre so dumb you thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

D'uh! I was joking.

Who's so dumb? Oooh that should get a warning in itself.






Again, I'm joking....

 

[The Bastard]

Wheres My Boy Rhytmical At,i Heard His Mama Got One Short Arm And Cant Clap.

Hooooodiiiiieeehhhooooooooooooo