Ridiculously funny hacker article

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http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

 

[thedreampolice]

LMAO wow hating on Snow Crash and The Cathedral and the Bazaar two of the finest books ever written.

Also dont let your kids install that hacker software known as flash ha ha ha

"Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers"

OMG awesome!

There is just to much awesome in this article wow.

 

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Just make sure you stay away from LUNIX!

 

[DJ Excellence]

"Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL." LMAO !

 

[StraDivaRius]

Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this)


Wow

 

[thedreampolice]

 

[UNORTHODOX]

WOW at the poll too:

I'm scared of hackers because...

They hack into NASA 5%
They steal things 4%
They are violent sociopaths 4%
They use amphetamines and speed 7%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 5%
They smell bad 58%
Votes: 11015

lol this HAS to be a joke. lol