God
Creator of the Universe
ill o.g.
Give kids/rappers/rockers 150,000 advance.
Use 20K from advance to record their album.
Use rest for cheap indie video, pay/influence music bloggers with gifts/cash (actually, I don't condone that-- don't do it). Hire high-powered PR firm. Waste rest of advance with exception of incidentals on PR. Create buzz. If their worth a lot to you, pay for their month-month rent until they break even.
PR will hype them, hope they break you even and then give you a profit by selling a paltry 30,000-50,000 copies (details a bit more complicated).
That's a good ROI. Damn, I just felt like sharing that with you.
Repeat scheme. Make sure you compensate your PR person well.
Use 20K from advance to record their album.
Use rest for cheap indie video, pay/influence music bloggers with gifts/cash (actually, I don't condone that-- don't do it). Hire high-powered PR firm. Waste rest of advance with exception of incidentals on PR. Create buzz. If their worth a lot to you, pay for their month-month rent until they break even.
PR will hype them, hope they break you even and then give you a profit by selling a paltry 30,000-50,000 copies (details a bit more complicated).
That's a good ROI. Damn, I just felt like sharing that with you.
Repeat scheme. Make sure you compensate your PR person well.