Illmuzik News of the Odd

[Relic]

Post your odd news tidbits here..
Certainly this is amazingly odd.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/27815

24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina of Puerto Rico apparently told his family that when he passes away, he wants to stand upright through his wake. Well, his family granted his wish. Dressed in a Yankees cap, sunglasses and a gold chain, Angel was mourned by family members while standing tall in his mother's living room for 3 days.

The funeral home told The Associated Press that they used a special embalming treatment to keep him standing. His brother said, "He wanted to be happy, standing."

The police are currently investigating Angel's death. His body was found underneath a bridge last Friday.

 

[Kontents]

uhhhhh..... CRA!@#!Y!!
I guess thats cool...

 

[StressWon]

3 Days?!? What happened when you got up in the middle of the night for some water and see ya dead family member chillin in the corner all dead an shit?

 

[Fade]

That's awesome!!

 

[Relic]

I like how hes holding his manhood even in death, how dignified!

 

[Cleverwon]

Wtf. i wouldve put a cig in his mouth so he looked cooler.

 

[Relic]

^^^ LMAO!!! And put the surgeon generals warning on him and paraded kids past.
Philip Morris stock would plummet.

 

[ForestGlenn]

no sir i dont like it

 

[Fade]

Actually there should be some video ho's dancing around his corpse, that would be much sweeter.

 

[Kontents]

Throw Snoop in the mix and its a party

 

[ch3ck-ch3ck]

thats some classic shit right there

 

[Relic]

Half-Ton Woman Indicted in Toddler's Death

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5958919.html


EDINBURG, Texas — A grand jury indicted a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman Thursday in the death of her 2-year-old nephew.

Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, was indicted on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. Rosales previously had been charged with capital murder.

The grand jury indicted her after a full autopsy confirmed investigators' suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head.

Authorities recommended Rosales' bond be set at $150,000.

The boy's mother Jaime Rosales, was charged earlier with injury to a child because she allegedly left her son alone with his aunt. Her bond has been set at $100.000.

Prosecutors have to work out how Mayra Rosales will be detained and prosecuted because she weighs nearly 1,000 pounds. She is unable to fit through a door to leave her home. As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody.

Both Hidalgo County District Attorney Rene Guerra and Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino promised that Rosales would somehow face the charges but they had little details about how that would happen. Trevino said holding her at the Hidalgo County Jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.

"She would die," said Trevino in Thursday's online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.

Nevertheless, she will soon face arrest, he said.
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Sounds like she's already imprisoned to me...

 

[Sincock]

Sounds like she's already imprisoned to me...

That's what I was thinking as I read the article too.

How did she manage to get mobile enough to hit a kid hard enough to crush his head? Crazy , kid murderin', fat, bitch.

 

[Relic]

Prolly tryin to eat em.

 

[Sincock]

Hmm, although this is a few years old it... well...read it for yourself:

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm


Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
Skulls of victims of the Khmer Rouge regime
An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

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WTF, you can't make up this shit.

 

[Kontents]

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight <====== LMAO!!!


"midgets will... take on anything; man, beast, or machine." <===== TOO Funny of a statement

 

[Relic]

lol, woooow.. smh

 

[Relic]

If you ever think you have it bad, check out this dude:

 

[Sucio]

That dude must wake up with morning wood, literally...


How come that shit doesn't happen here?

All the weird shit happens out in Asia...