Guess what I got in the mail today?

[Cleverwon]

A summons for jury duty!! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I love missing work so I can be bored to fucking death all day at a court!! And dont forget the $5 check that I'll get in the mail for serving too!! That makes it all worth it!!! FUCKIN DICKHEADS. I got one the same month that I turned 18. Then exactly 3 years later I got another one. Now I get another one. Fuckin priceless.

 

[Fade]

Can't you just go in and say "I hate all races" or "Fry the sonofabitch"? Too many cases in the U.S. LOL.

 

[Cleverwon]

Can't you just go in and say "I hate all races" or "Fry the sonofabitch"? Too many cases in the U.S. LOL.

Yea you can, but thats only if you are chosen to be a juror in a trial.

 

[Chrono]

Yea you can, but thats only if you are chosen to be a juror in a trial.

yeah i waited for 3 days and was never called for a jury.

 

[Cold Truth]

just go out and commit a minor felony. you'll get like 2 years probation and you'll never have to do jury duty again!

 

[StressWon]

just go out and commit a minor felony. you'll get like 2 years probation and you'll never have to do jury duty again!

lol , worked for me

 

[Cleverwon]

just go out and commit a minor felony. you'll get like 2 years probation and you'll never have to do jury duty again!

Are you serious? hmmmmmm.....

 

[Equelizer]

Can't you just go in and say "I hate all races" or "Fry the sonofabitch"? Too many cases in the U.S. LOL.

lol.....you crazy as hell fade. I never did jury duty and I am 26. Maybe they found out about the bodies. :shoot:

 

[Qwerty]

Equelizer, you're pretty heavy on the animated emoticon , i can see.... loll

But yo, you only geting 5$???? Isn't like almost what you would normally win or half, something like that?

 

[Fade]

Another thing you can do is just sit there and not say anything. Don't even give your name. They'll think there's something wrong with you and then you jet.

 

[Equelizer]

Equelizer, you're pretty heavy on the animated emoticon , i can see.... loll

But yo, you only geting 5$???? Isn't like almost what you would normally win or half, something like that?

lol.....you see me...i like that shit...smiley faces with gunz and shit.... :shootout:

 

[Ado]

just go out and commit a minor felony. you'll get like 2 years probation and you'll never have to do jury duty again!

lol. Dont we just LOVE our moderators.
pure comedy

 

[RigorMortis]

You should jerk off when you are part of the jury, they prolly wont ask you again, and even the most hardened cop wont come near when you are about to come... if he dears cum all over him he will regret it the rest of his live, fucking with a public jerker.

 

[eXampuL_oNe]

hahahaaa! Rememebr that movie ernest goes to jail? When he ate the end off his pen in court and ink got all over his face!? HAHAHA! You should do that!

 

[J Rilla]

just go out and commit a minor felony. you'll get like 2 years probation and you'll never have to do jury duty again!

Thats Phuckin Hillarous..........I was told if u dont reply to dem bitches u wont get in trouble...i guess they cant prove u ever recieved the notice....dont take this as doctrine though. in my personal experience though i have yet to get in trouble